how doi summon the ayy lmaos 👽?????

[SentinentCloud]

i am tired of this existence i cannot tkae much anymore i need to summon the superiour alien inteligences to help me find the gold path

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Watch the X-Files for instructions.

 

[Moths]

But Yakub is already among us

 

[eatler]

Go out to New Mexico thats where most of the abductions happen at.

 

[parsnip]

I've heard they like butt holes. Try going outside and pointing yours at the sky.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

you need to be able to find a soft spot in reality and be able to reach through in JUST the right way, the right time, the right place, the right angle, the right mindset and headspace, the right knack, the proper destiny, put that knifetip RIGHT where you can make the seam, and then open up that fabric

its not all that hard

 

[SentinentCloud]

I've heard they like butt holes. Try going outside and pointing yours at the sky.

but ussualy thats how i poop and it never worked

you need to be able to find a soft spot in reality and be able to reach through in JUST the right way, the right time, the right place, the right angle, the right mindset and headspace, the right knack, the proper destiny, put that knifetip RIGHT where you can make the seam, and then open up that fabric

its not all that hard

can i do it with butterknife?

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

i dont see why not

 

[parsnip]

and then stick your butthole through the rip

 

[SentinentCloud]

and then stick your butthole through the rip

will it be safe?

 

[parsnip]

will it be safe?

just as safe as sticking your butt hole anywhere else

 

[spergetti & NEETballs]

Insert cold steel rod directly into your urethra.

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

phone home

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Actual true answer:

The aliens are all gone. The only proof of aliens was all the ancient shit they did thousands of years ago. Since they were more advanced than us humans, they discovered troonism long ago and most of the aliens chopped their dicks off. They all died off because they could no longer reproduce because the alien troons claimed that genders weren't real and the woke alien overlords allowed it.