How does it feel to be American? - Oh say can you see?

[StMaryPiper]

So now that we’ve landed in freedom land. What are you going to do? How will Kiwi Farms end up more American centric than it already is?

 

[Waifu Days]

Based on some conversations - Cheddary

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Feels Amazing. Gonna buy firearms and have lots of no fault divorces.

 

[shameful existence]

I'll be cutting my daily step count in half.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

I'll be cutting my daily step count in half.

Rong rost famiry member! Herro!

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

>only available cheese is cheddar
fml

 

[DumbDude43]

first thing i did after stepping off the plane was find the nearest walmart and buy a gallon jug of corn syrup

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I dislike that all these foreigners are allowed into our country through the internet.
Like right now there are a bunch of words from people who aren't even American, right here, on my screen, fully on US soil, and nobody is doing anything about it.

May as well reverse the damned Lousiana purchase while we're at it.

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

Shoot some guns. Drink some beer. Eat cheddar'd cornsnax.

 

[Waifu Days]

Whatever it feels like to get all your thoughts from Big Pharma funded cable news.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

Pretty good. I'm on an site run by an American company (one American) and can call niggers niggers and call trannies perverts. As much as that might go away one day, im glad i can at least do it in one corner of the net.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

im doing the most quintessential modern american hobby: worshiping niggers, especially the ones who play sports or rap.

edit: forgot the all important video:

1:21

 

[Lone MacReady II]

Although our God-given Rights have been horrifically curtailed by Synagogue of Satanites... it feels great to own guns, cause we're gonna need em'.

 

[Geddy Lee's Fee and See]

Although our God-given Rights have been horrifically curtailed by Synagogue of Satanites... it feels great to own guns, cause we're gonna need em'.

Wyświetl załącznik 5694111

Oh silly. That gif is obviously of a Britbong, not an American. He even smiles at the camera to show off his stabbing license.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

One of the best things about coming back to the US a few weeks ago is I was forced to layover in MN. There I had the best MN beer and walleye sandwich God had to offer. I felt all of this:

So now that we’ve landed in freedom land. What are you going to do? How will Kiwi Farms end up more American centric than it already is?

Funny thing is there are so many other international fags, here, I can't even. I love it.

 

[Two Hands]

I can hear the eagles coming from this post.

 

[Death of an Ego]

I'll just contemplate it all I guess to the sounds of taylor swift and football dynasties, along with typical US shit like idk, thinking Lizzo is talented or something and making government protected french cheese in my basement.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Never been better

 

[dick brain]

Been here the whole time.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

I won't lie. It feels pretty great. Cue that Red Letter Media clip.