How do you stop Frieza? - Hello Monkeys

[StMaryPiper]

Frieza is going to blow up Kiwi Farms. We only have 5 minutes before the website explodes. Is there anyway to stop him?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Call him a nigger.

 

[BirdUp]

kill him

 

[OrionBalls]

We've got so much time, that I can disappear for thirty episodes and there will still be two minutes left. I'm gonna go take a nap

 

[Prince Vegeta]

I warned you about Namek. I told you dawg.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

I'd let him know that reddit exists

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Tell him that Mastodon exists.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

I warned you about Namek. I told you dawg.

“You’re always nice to me so don’t go to Namek tomorrow.”

 

[Feefee81093]

Threaten to leak his discord conversations.

 

[User names must be unique]

NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL Z!

I now have at least a week to dox his mother.

 

[Smug]

Give the right of DBZ to Disney and they'll turn him in to a black woman. From there it should be easy.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Give him whatever he wants. He's basically a businessman, so he'd probably just want something and wouldn't kill anyone.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Throw him in the desert. He is a freezer, so his ice will melt

 

[DankSmoker]

Having his arms up like that leaves him very vulnerable, but I'm unsure if he has genitals.