How do you pickup woman? - LEGALLY YOU MONSTERS!

[BibiLivesMatter]

How does one pickup a girl without spending gp plox?

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Put your arms around their waste and lift.

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

Get some heelys and roll around. Heelys are natural pussy magnets. You can also roll around your enemies in a circle to establish dominance.

 

[DumbDude42]

first you lift her off the ground
then you put her on your rigth shoulder and carry her around
(careful not to bump her into door frames)

 

[Chilson]

You have to be the wolf, so piss on them to claim them as your territory.

 

[I fucking love Cocaine]

With a forklift, if you are certified, that is.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Depends. Generally i always recite a pseudo-poem which rhymes in 2 to 4 sentences, but i need to analyze the wahmen's physicial appareance for like 5 minutes before scramling the words.
And yes, is in Spanish. Probably can work better with a English native wahmen speaker at this point.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

Sneak up behind them and apply the chloroform rag to face.

 

[Shig O'nella]

One with each hand.

Why?

 

[R00T]

Use two hands or else it’s super uncomfortable. Two gives the girl more support. One also implies you’re a cave dweller or a fireman and we both know you aren’t a fireman.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

With your legs, don't use your back.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

You pick them up like a six pack of beer, finger in the front hole, finger in the backhole and off you go!

 

[stupid orc]

just bee yourself lol : )

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Sneak up behind them and apply the chloroform rag to face.

I said legal!!!!

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

I said legal!!!!

It’s only illegal if there are witnesses

 

[draggs]

With your legs

Not your back

Unless you want to buy a chiropractor his new car

 

[autistic dog]

Collar around the neck attached to a rope

 

[Lemmingwise]

Ask them out.

 

[Russian Bot]

It's all about status. I get women because of who I am. A rapist.

 

[Retink]

I place my attraction sign at the local mall which lists all the ways I can fix them.