How do you Celebrate Christmas?

[dvnc]

And why do you guys in the UK wear those paper crowns? I never knew why.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

I drink eggnog (cum)

 

[Cat tit bingo]

I watch muppets Christmas Carol on repeat 24/7 from the day after Thanksgiving to new years day. There's currently 3 tvs playing "Marley and Marley" simultaneously

 

[OrionBalls]

With seven meats.

 

[dvnc]

With seven meats.

Not letting this slide; name 'em!

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

With fruitcake and jello salad, the way Jesus intended

 

[Shidoen]

I dress up as Krampus and find children to beat with a broom.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

I eat cock with @Bargain Bin Laden behind The Krusty Krab.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I dress up as Belsnickel and make sure I have a midget in blackface accompanying me to play Black Pete.

 

[OrionBalls]

Not letting this slide; name 'em!

Ham, turkey, roast beef (or a venison roast, if someone got one), double smoked kielbasa, kiszka, hurka, and fried smelts (I guess, technically a fish).

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

I beat my kids with wire hangers