How do we stop global warming?

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

I don't wanna die.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

live in pod and eat bugs till you will want to die

 

[Zeke Von Genbu]

Open the freezer you idiot. Cold air out will counteract all the ovens being turned on that causes global warming.

Facts!

 

[Product Placement]

When we are global warmed

 

[Kartoshki]

Everyone turns on their air conditioners at the same time.

 

[naught sock account 1]

suicide and mass death.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

1. make the pre covid capri sun again so that people have a refreshing beverage during summer that is free from mushroom extract

2. nuke israel after sending all the jews and their associates there

3. send billions and billions of drones to kill pretty much everyone in the global south, especially in africa and india

4. switch cows over to a garlic rich diet

5. set up nuclear power grids and desalinization projects connected to irrigation systems that restore water tables while contributing to agriculture and reforestation projects

6. restore doggerland

7. entomb greens and hippies and anyone else who opposes these measures in nuclear waste, also in the salt and chemical runoff from the desal

8. destroy the three gorges dam to help cool off china and let them have a fun water party to beat the heat

9. bring woolly mammoths back to life

10. paint every building white

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

Dismantle the United Nations.

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

More cat pfps

 

[Red Saltire]

High orbital parasol that manually shades the planet.

 

[Jagosevatarion]

By reading blood and soil by anna bramwell

 

[KILL]

More cat pfps

Snopes fact-checked this claim as Mostly True

 

[Apu Wrangler]

Obviously by making people's lives miserable by micromanaging like crazy and implementing all kinds of taxes and tariffs. Especially the latter, more money down the drain = more global warming stopped o algo

 

[urr13 account]

It's like being at the end of winter asking how to stop summer, planet goes through natural climate cycles. Emissions, air conditioners, and cow farts have zero impact on planets climate.

 

[meager]

Turn off the Sun.