How do I weaponize my autism?

[Islamic Jihad Rocket]

I want to smite the enemies of Allah with my Autism.

 

[equinsu_ocha]

Well I figured for your religious beliefs you'd know the best option would be a bomb vest covered in MLP figurines but I suppose you're too retarded to arrive to that obvious conclusion. Not your fault, you poor, ignorant autistic savage.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Hear that sound?

That's the sound of a thousand glowie ears perking up at once.

 

[Broseph]

Bro is fedposting.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

By not shutting the fuck up ablut it like now.

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

It's already been weaponised - is this not why you are here?

 

[CowPox]

People employ tactical autism when the cascading realities of their life (undesirable to women, ugly, stupid etc) become too much. A cringy and cowardly security blanket.

 

[DankSmoker]

Study the blade, in your case you'll have to forgo a katana and pick up a scimitar.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

You should live true to your heritage and marry a goat.

 

[Gravemind]

If you have to ask, you ain't really about that life....

 

[Magicat]

Study the blade, in your case you'll have to forgo a katana and pick up a scimitar.

Dragon scimmy or bust. None of that cheap iron stuff they sell over in Al kharid.

I recommend following a guide for Monkey Madness. Hate that quest.

 

[Solomon Bundy]

Advanced cybernetics. I suggest the spine and shoulders first, as that will allow you to handle replacing limbs later. It gets messy if you try a bionic arm with a bone shoulder.

 

[Moths]

Use your autism to manufacture and operate weapons

Bonus points if you find loopholes to do it legally

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Do this:

https://www.npr.org/2021/10/01/1042487729/a-ninja-with-a-sword-assailed-a-u-s-army-special-operations-unit-in-california

If he had only been high on meth...taser would have not worked.

 

[Gravemind]

Do this:
Wyświetl załącznik 5495355
Wyświetl załącznik 5495356
Wyświetl załącznik 5495357
Wyświetl załącznik 5495358

https://www.npr.org/2021/10/01/1042487729/a-ninja-with-a-sword-assailed-a-u-s-army-special-operations-unit-in-california

If he had only been high on meth...taser would have not worked.

Do not listen to this user, they are a known troublemaker who has not yet received the pink triangle of shame.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

أَتَىٰٓ أَمْرُ ٱللَّهِ فَلَا تَسْتَعْجِلُوهُ ۚ سُبْحَـٰنَهُۥ وَتَعَـٰلَىٰ عَمَّا يُشْرِكُونَ