How do I wake up the masses? - PLEASE ASSUME THE CRASH POSITION

[Black Light Red Panic]

HOLD ON TIGHT

 

[Niggernerd]

Calling them sheeple 24/7 while you wear a bob marley shirt and a hammer n sickle beret along with other anti-capitalist consooomer goods

 

[Shig O'nella]

Reintroduce the Latin rite.

 

[Red Hood]

wake me up

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Did you mean "Masses" or "Massas?"

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

Cocaine and hookers my friend

 

[R00T]

Literally just pay me lmao

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Shitposting.

 

[Uncle Sid]

Also makes a great gift for the kids of people you hate:

 

[SandyCat]

Make Canadian truckers mad

 

[Jimmy Olsen]

I assume an alarm clock would work?

 

[Kenya Jones]

Tell people that the government is run by jewish freemason satanist pedophiles and that Trump is running the shadow government, Biden and Hillary are in prison, Q was right, and what not...

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Get a megaphone and run down the street at 1 AM yelling, "RAAAAPE RAAAAPE I'M GONNA RAAAAAPE YOU!" followed by incoherent screaming into it.

That should wake them up.