how do i scam the elderly?

[Anti Alien Alarm]

im thinking of being a pajeet part time.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Most of us really like taking trips to a store to buy gift cards. It's a nice bit of time out of the house. Lean on that part especially.. Actually, do you need some gift cards? I was just watching Andy Griffith but could use a quick trip out.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Saar or Madam, I'm asking you to buy a Google Play Card on the convenience store near, just keep me on the phone and I'll guide you.

I'm Kevin Smith by the way, just let me log into your Hotmail account real quick, I think you have a virus.

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

Just make sure they don't redeem

 

[Caesar]

precious metals and coins

 

[crowabunga]

Just be nice to the ones that aren't mean old boomers, I showed an old lady where the icon to her printer scanner application was and she then insisted on baking me cookies. You don't even need to "scam" scam and they will still insist on giving an inordinate return for your labor.