how do i learn negromancy

[THE SUPREME ORANGE]

i want to be negromantic

 

[Hellwalker]

Become negro and start mancing.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Don't pay your bills until they go to collections. I'm just kidding. Don't pay them when they go to collections either. Don't show up to court. Gripe about racism as your paycheck gets garnished.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Listen closely, for I shall tell you the secret incantation which holds great power. Once uttered, you will become the greatest negronancer to ever live. Prepare yourself, OP, and listen well.

“Mup da doo didda po mo gub dat tum muhfugen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga!”

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Steal KFC, menthol cigarettes, watermelon slices, and a handgun with bullets. Make a circle with the watermelon slices, form a pentagram with the menthol cigarettes within the circle, and then set the bucket of KFC in the middle.

Now, take a knee just like Colin Kaepernick, and chant "St. Floyd dindu nuffn" for 9 minutes & 29 seconds (as long as Floyd was knelt upon). After that, via ventriloquism say "Hands up! Don't shoot!", then mag dump the bucket of KFC.

Congratulations, the spirit of every Black kang murdered in cold blood by racist pigs will rise to be your slav...er, servants. Allies? Allies. None meet this criteria though.

 

[THE SUPREME ORANGE]

Mup da doo didda po mo gub dat tum muhfugen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga!

wow i feel it cursing my veins i tihnk its working

 

[Rick Nekieta]

wow i feel it cursing my veins i tihnk its working

Now it is critical that you get your credit score under 400 and your bank account under 100. Act quickly, any attempt to display patience can corrupt results.

 

[Squanto Airi]

Why do you want to learn Balack Magick?

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

ah... so you wish to learn the dark arts...

 

[KingNothing]

Careful, OP. You could get possessed.