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Find a special snowflake with a "my triggers" or similar type page, take note of what those triggers are, then reblog their post with an image of said "triggers". The crying fit will be hilarious.
 
you know what would really piss off people on tumblr
say that you judge people by actions and not genetics.
say you treat everyone equally and only care if they act bad.

you will be called racist,transphobic, all that shit.
you will thought of as the scum of the world.
all because you don't discriminate
 
Tell the fuckers in the actuallyautistic tag that they are not actually autistic if they haven't been diagnosed. I usually get some grade a chimpouts from that.
 
Literally just follow anyone with a lengthy "before you follow" page and wait for them to notice (and subsequently make bitchy vagueblogs about it). You could also go in the "do not reblog" tag and reblog basically anything. That really pisses people off.

In general, just don't acquiesce to the obscure and increasingly ridiculous demands of the extreme SJ/otherkin crowd, and then act really indifferent when they invariably lose their shit at you. I think the only thing they hate more than people fucking with them is those same people subsequently not curling up and crying/committing internet suicide when the callout squad comes for them. They feel cheated of their moral satisfaction.
 
Follow someone who specifically asks you to ask before following them, watch the lulz ensue when they have a public fit about blocking you

Claim you're a thin, white, middle class male of heterosexual orientation in a slew of popular snowflake tags

Say that being part of a marginilized group doesn't excuse being a piece of human excrement, and that merit and accomplishment is not earned based on oppression points, nor that being part of a marginilized group somehow elevates a person's value. That one'll really piss them off.

Call someone who specifically lists pronouns in their bio by the opposite ones or wrong ones.

Lousy, probably repetivite suggestions, but I don't feel like including more.
 
Follow someone who specifically asks you to ask before following them, watch the lulz ensue when they have a public fit about blocking you
This, and wait until they start talking about how their public, freely available to view blog is their 'safe space' and that nobody should be allowed to view a public page until they say so.
 
Unless you post child pornography, doxxes, hate crime-related content or Taylor Swift's music, the Tumblr mods don't really care. That's why it's a breeding ground for sexual deviants.
 
In addition to all of this, try playing a long game with a few autists. Get in their DMs and build up their trust, and then once they've given you all kinds a neat material, compile it into one post and let the public loose on em.
 
Bumping this thread instead of creating a new one to shill my blog post.

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I'm just flabbergasted at how bullshit Twitter is and how chill tumblr is with my stuff.

It's because Tumblr is run by Yahoo these days, and I'm not sure the yahoo staff even knows how to log in to their servers in the first place.
 
http://sawcleavers.tumblr.com/

This blog pretty much runs on posts about "THE CIS MENASE", tags most reblogs outside of their friend group as "the ciscourse", and has a section of their blog entitled "justified cisphobia" in which they post Tumblr PM screencaps of people who either disagree with them or bait sawcleavers into making a post about them. Still, they might not be as fun to mess with than other blogs considering how quick they are to block.
 
You could always shit talk beyonce. That seems to be the thing right now. And hating on Bi people, so just accuse all the lesbians of just being salty nice-guys because some girl they lusted after likes dick/people with a tolerable personality. Just follow the drama, the salt practically mines itself.
 
Leave before you've been there for five years and can't bring yourself to delete your stupid blog because some of the stuff on tumblr is ok (but most of it is garbage)
 
The rules clearly state you aren't supposed to have fun here.
 
1. Try to have rational discussion with someone who disagrees with your opinions.
2. Wrong.

Barring that, there's always something for somebody on the porn side of the site or following methed-up-samurai.

And I haven't been in the roleplayer scene for a long-ass time but I hear secondhand that's still a prime source of autism. Just look for popular fandoms or in a tag for an actor and throw a rock; you usually can't miss 'em.
 
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