How do I get woman?

[SandyCat]

I need woman. How do I acquire (((woman)))?

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

You need to sleep nude in an oxygen bag, it gives you sexual powers.

 

[Google.com]

Amazon

 

[Squishie PP]

https://dakimakura.com.au/

Oh wait, you meant a real one?

 

[MaleLonelinessEpidemic]

R2 R3 then hold triangle+square+y+esc for 3 seconds. If you did it right you'll hear a beep. Then crouch, jump backwards, strafe to the left twice. Woman will be added to your inventory. If you do it wrong you explode though so be careful.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Anorexia support group, picking up chicks there is easy they’re all pretty light

 

[SandyCat]

Learn to cook.

I can microwave a hungryman frozen meal does that count?

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

So I have a solution but it requires access to a van and a well. These bitches don't even realize that I need them to use the lotion.
Without the lotion, what's the point?

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

get between 2-5cm away a women a drop your phone/your bag/whatever you are holding. Breathe heavily while facing around 20-75 degress from her face. Wait until she tries to pick it up for you. Then, say "no, you better not" 2-5 times at around 1.3 times the pitch of your regular voice and pick up your object as quickly as possible. Leave and repeat twice a day for 0.2-10 years.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

In your best Winnie the Pooh voice, say “May I have one smackeral of pussy?”

 

[She Beetle]

Traditionally, men used wooden clubs.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Just watch Sleepless in Seattle and masturbate. No real woman required.

 

[Clarence Boddicker]

Just kidnap one

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

Show no interest in them. That already rules out those only present in your vicinity to grift attention.

Now there's no women left to consider. Stay single. #huah

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

Have you tried writing 'Want Woman' on the front of your sports bra in permanent marker, OP?

 

[Medic]

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