How do I get more D inside me?

[SandyCat]

My tranny doctor said I need more vitamin D. How do?

I could use google like a normal sane person but I figure the responses would be funnier here.

 

[Regio Consiglio]

Absorb sun energy with your butthole

 

[DumbDude43]

get some of those ultra high power light sources that weed growers use in their basements to grow the hemp at turbo speed, hang them in your room and get yourself blasted with blinding light all day and night

 

[The Luigi Player]

The Tranny Doctor will recommend you 3 things:
1. Drink Sunny D
2. Take gummies and pills
3. Cock

 

[A-Stump]

Vitamin Dese nuts

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

No Ds until you've had your A, B, Cs, young lady.

 

[Thunk Provoker]

Not being a nigger.

Does Vitamin D Deficiency Pose a Special Risk for Black People?

It's possible, scientific research shows. More melanin in the skin may impede vitamin D synthesis in the body. Here's what you need to know if you are a Black person concerned about low vitamin D.

www.everydayhealth.com

Melanin is the pigment that provides skin color, and individuals with darker skin have more of it than those with lighter skin. Having more melanin reduces your ability to synthesize vitamin D from the sun, resulting in lower 25-hydroxyvitamin D levels, according to the ODS. Further compounding that can be age, clothing that covers up your skin, sunscreen, and seasonal variations in sunlight exposure.

Another factor affecting the amount of vitamin D in your body and how it is used is the presence of vitamin D binding proteins, which carry the nutrient through your bloodstream to various organs, according to the FNB. “There are reasons to believe that African Americans not only need more sun to produce vitamin D, but they could well have different vitamin D binding proteins that might make them more vulnerable to variations in sunlight,” says Meltzer.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Not being a nigger.

Does Vitamin D Deficiency Pose a Special Risk for Black People?

It's possible, scientific research shows. More melanin in the skin may impede vitamin D synthesis in the body. Here's what you need to know if you are a Black person concerned about low vitamin D.

www.everydayhealth.com

This is @SandyCat who is definitively a nigger. You can't tell water to stop being wet so please don't tell @SandyCat to not be a nigger.

 

[Frofo Baggis]

Ask your dad.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

The Tranny Doctor will recommend you 3 things:
1. Drink Sunny D
2. Take gummies and pills
3. Cock

Drink Sunny D and rum, yum yum.

 

[felted]

Follow your tranny doctor's footsteps, and soon, you won't need any D no more.

 

[Blouie]

Go out in sunlight completely naked,

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I don't know, a month or two back you asked us if you could date our dads, that didn't work out I guess? That's too bad, the guy needs to get out more.

No Ds until you've had your A, B, Cs, young lady.

Ma'am, we don't tolerate misgendering around here.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Milk. Not the bitch tits blue label stuff. The full fat red label.

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

Wear something slutty. It works on two levels.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

1. Buy bottle of highest concentration softgels you can.
2. Lift top bun off sandwich.
3. Spread generously.
4. ?
5. Tranny doctor copes, seethes and doesn't dilate.

 

[ñññ]

Eat steaks and drink shakes.

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

*rattle* *rattle*

PEELS!

Also available in gummi formula.