How do I cancel Ukraine+? - It's too expensive

[PaleTay]

I was signed up to this by accident and now can't figure out how to cancel it, I keep getting billed every couple of days for it too.

 

[Colon capital V]

Sell your car

 

[AgendaPoster]

You cannot babe.
You seem to be a burger. Your country is in a decades long competition with enemy empire called Russia and is trying to give it a black eye.
We're sad you'll get poorer. Be happy you're not shelled in some muddy trenches or even dead.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

Contact your bank company, alternatively spend all of your money before the next automatic withdrawal and it will get defacto cancelled.

 

[Boss Hawg]

Just quit paying for it, I'm sure your provider will understand and terminate the service for you when they don't receive payment.

 

[Wormy]

You might as well keep going. The other company is even worse.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Stop paying taxes.

 

[BONE_Buddy]

"$2,700 has been deducted from your account for wrongthink. Have a nice day." -PayPal

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Just move to Russia, join the army, become a nuclear weapons technician onboard a submarine and ta-da! When the ball inevitably falls in your lap, you can then cancel Ukraine.

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

Ride a bike, Own nothing, Eat bugs. Be happy.

No, wait, not like this???

 

[White_N]

Say that you are 0.3% Ukrainian and received a percentage as a person of color.

 

[My Name is Ed]

You might as well keep going. The other company is even worse.

Good thing we don't need to pay for them either

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

You can't, you'll just have to start over.

Fake your death and start new with a ssn of somebody who is approximately your age that died young.

This is the only way.

 

[Beak Thing]

Boy, just wait until you see how much you're paying for Welfare+. At least Ukraine+ delivers on its subscription, we've been pissing away a fortune on welfare for 60 years and it's done nothing but create more criminals.