How do I become stronger?

[Cat tit bingo]

I can't find black satan anywhere.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

suffer

 

[gorgoroth7134]

suffer

Alright, I'm there, now what?

 

[Swine Schwein]

Mechanically training muscles close to failure, applying progressive overload and favoring smaller rep ranges. Also by leveling STR to at least 40, but 60 is better.

 

[Lokenstien]

1. Find something heavy.
2. Pick it up.
3. Put it down.
4. Repeat 1-3 until it stops being heavy.
5. Find something heavier.
6. Repeat 2-5 until death or Atlas.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Challenge yourself, like becoming addicted to heroine and then try to quit it.

 

[draggs]

First you have to train for a year with Master Roshi and Krillin

Then train with Korin

Then travel around being a bum training for three years with randos I guess

Then train with Mr. Popo for three more years

Then die and train with King Kai for a year

Then train in 100x earth's gravity

Then train in the hyperbolic time chamber (a year each) a buncha times

Then train with the Grand Kai and Pikkon

Then train with Whis and Vegeta

Then train with Merus

Then train with Whis, Vegeta, and Broly

Then you will be stronk

Note this will take like 35 years and you will die several times and your reward will be going off to train more with a smooth supple nigger boy named Uub. If this is worth it is up to you

 

[Spud]

Stand in one spot and scream as loud as you can. Like in Dragonball Z, you'll be able to tell when others start asking you to leave but don't listen. Smite them down with the power of your ki, do this enough times and you shall grow stronger.

 

[dick brain]

Build walls around your weaknesses. You'll be cold and hollow like a suit of armor, but you'll be strong.

 

[Lords Greatsword]

Starting Strength + GOMAD
Tack on additional arm-work and pushups/pullups/dips as soon as you're able to

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

Do things that don't kill you.

 

[🔪Cold Steel Brand Rep🔪]

You print off a picture of Zangief and you tape it to the ceiling/wall in sight of wherever you're exercising. At home, it gives you the rival you're lacking, and it it establishes dominance in public.

 

[MadStan]

You need to act like a nigga. First start robbing stores and cars, this will get your cardio up to par as you flee and run from the cops.

When you’ve got good stamina and can out run them niggas now you’re ready for weights. Copper wire, work up to large TVs from Walmart which will combine strength and cardio.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Kill yourself and you will be reincarnated as a dumbell, bro!

 

[GaryGray]

Become retarded and gain retard strength.

 

[Nick Gars]

The most efficient way is to eat raw onions. Onions lose their latent power, much like alcohol, when you cook with them. Upon devouring your 1000th raw onion, you will attain your first Asecention form, at 10,000 you will gain your second form. 100,000 for the 3rd, 1,000,000 for the 4th with which you gain immortality.

If you're in your early 20's, you're golden if you start eating 5-10 onions a day. If you're in your 30's, I'm sorry to tell you but you'll only be able to reach Form Three. The amount of raw power in the sheer quantities of onions you have to consume is too much for the human body over such a short span of time.

Remember kids, eat your onions.

 

[Lords Greatsword]

You need to act like a nigga. First start robbing stores and cars, this will get your cardio up to par as you flee and run from the cops.

When you’ve got good stamina and can out run them niggas now you’re ready for weights. Copper wire, work up to large TVs from Walmart which will combine strength and cardio.

Very fitting for Uncle Ruckus profile pic, I even read it in his voice.

 

[MadStan]

Very fitting for Uncle Ruckus profile pic, I even read it in his voice.

Well only a cracker would say that and as a fellow white man myself I wanna thank you nigga for tipping your hat.

Nows if you’d been a nigga you would have said some bullshit like “we bred to be lean and strong” but wes all know that bullshit cause how many yanks niggas you see winning marathons? None that’s right. It’s all them Kenyans (or true bloods as I call them).

The yanks black man is a weak man - just look at all them that got caught and in jail - nows if they’d been them Kenyans the cops would never have caught em.

And I ain’t seen no nigga win no worlds strongest man now either. But if you a fat cracker just a little bit of nigga lessons I said earlier you’ll be doing better.

If you a fat nigga I can’t help you. Nobody can cause you just a nigga and a nigga looking for advice is likely to jump you. So be careful when niggas ask for advice. But a cracker, sure go ahead.

 

[Meat Target]

@Hollywood Hulk Hogan how's the line go, again?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

@Hollywood Hulk Hogan how's the line go, again?

Train. Say your prayers. Eat your vitamins. Be true to yourself. Be true to your country. Be a real American!