How do I become a lolcow?
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- 19 Kwi 2022
The curse of having paypigs is that you'll spend most of that money buying dumb shit to keep them sedated and appeased
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- 9 Paź 2018
Find Null's feet pics and you'll be raking in the cash.
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- 31 Gru 2018
Have you tried developing some kind of absurd behavioral disorder?
Autism Extraordinaire
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- 3 Gru 2021
Lose any sense of personal privacy, get high on psychedelics, record the ensuing mental and spiritual breakdown, then upload it to youtube. The ensuing schizophrenia you acquired from your bad drug trip will help you from there.
- Dołączono
- 16 Paź 2019
Which lolcows make tons of money? Most of the consistent high earners are as much internet famous as they are lolcows.
Tbh the most consistently high earning true lolcow I can think of is DSP, and nobody can teach you how to be DSP. Philburt is a perfect blend of personality and circumstance, and he makes money because of the pigroach cult. Have you tried starting a cult? With how lonely people are these days now's definitely the time if you haven't.
Tbh the most consistently high earning true lolcow I can think of is DSP, and nobody can teach you how to be DSP. Philburt is a perfect blend of personality and circumstance, and he makes money because of the pigroach cult. Have you tried starting a cult? With how lonely people are these days now's definitely the time if you haven't.
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- 14 Cze 2021
Troon out and start a YouTube channel or something. Then groom retard white kids into giving you money.
Sure, Kiwifarmers will hate you, but you'll be practically untouchable, just look at Kefles.
Sure, Kiwifarmers will hate you, but you'll be practically untouchable, just look at Kefles.
- Dołączono
- 9 Paź 2018
I've already tried that and it doesn't work. You have to be annoying too.
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- 14 Cze 2021
Did you chopped your dick off? If not you're not doing it properly.
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- 26 Lip 2022
i dont think ive seen a single lolcow monitise their autism...
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- 15 Kwi 2021
Theres a lot of them. Wings of redemption, keffals, and dsp all come to mind
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- 31 Mar 2021
I think trooning out and making an annoying art reaction channel might be a good idea. Do that thing where you draw in some program while discussing whatever insipid Youtube commentator drama is unfolding, the cattier you are the better. Be sure to get into pointless Twitter slap fights with other autists and then start streaming on Twitch. Make up a few headmates. The world's your oyster!
Edited to add, don't ACTUALLY troon out, just pretend and go through the motions so that later on you can reveal it was all a grift and disappear with everyone's NEAT bucks.
Edited to add, don't ACTUALLY troon out, just pretend and go through the motions so that later on you can reveal it was all a grift and disappear with everyone's NEAT bucks.
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- 26 Lip 2022
true i geuss they didnt come to mind because they seem so miserable, not worth it id say
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- 12 Kwi 2020
Become a furry, kill grandma and shit inside her neck while fucking Fido.
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- 8 Gru 2020
Oh noo guys my depression is kicking in again give me some donos or ill talk about killing myself again
or is that boogie, tbh most of the terminally online fat retards really blend together after a while
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- 5 Lis 2018
You have to be entertainingly retarded.
To say and/or do stupid shit but the kind of stupid shit that is ripe for mockery and discussion.
Something that will keep people coming back to you for more.
If I can't make 5 Twitter posts and 1 Youtube video about you per week, you're not a real lolcow.
To say and/or do stupid shit but the kind of stupid shit that is ripe for mockery and discussion.
Something that will keep people coming back to you for more.
If I can't make 5 Twitter posts and 1 Youtube video about you per week, you're not a real lolcow.
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- 3 Cze 2016
Rape your mom and produce strange odors.
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- 21 Maj 2020
The furry avatar is a good start.
-Stop bathing.
-Wear diapers.
-Buy a fur suit.
-Identify as something other than cisgender.
-Become a MAP or zoophile.
-Become a socialist or communist (same thing).
-Draw bad artwork on deviantart involving inflation vore and/or feet.
-Alienate real life friends and family.
-The discord server is your family now.
I hope these tips and tricks aid you on your journey of becoming an Internet laughing stock.
-Stop bathing.
-Wear diapers.
-Buy a fur suit.
-Identify as something other than cisgender.
-Become a MAP or zoophile.
-Become a socialist or communist (same thing).
-Draw bad artwork on deviantart involving inflation vore and/or feet.
-Alienate real life friends and family.
-The discord server is your family now.
I hope these tips and tricks aid you on your journey of becoming an Internet laughing stock.
Rozwiązanie
- Dołączono
- 9 Paź 2018
I made a video of me throwing my detached penis being thrown at a kindergartener.