How do I attract a mate?

[Moths]

Ive tried everything, I've danced I've sung, I've fought other males in displays of dominance and I even tried fanning my colourful tail feathers but nothing seema to work!
Wat do?

 

[Huh what?]

Become a serial killer

 

[Night Crawler]

Shower brush your teeth learn to socialize like a normal person.

Some guys are just lucky, I guess. But considering some of the bitches I see guys with these days I don't really consider them that lucky anymore. Most of them range from average to just below average at best. It's kind of hard to even feel jelly.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Give up and die.

 

[Super Shiro]

Squirt your pheromones at her.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Have you tried not being a moth?

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Have you tried doing it like bullfrogs?
They stutter when trying to attract a mate.

Spoiler: In case you need some inspiration for stuttering

a classic

 

[Gargamel]

Fake being a furry.

 

[Named User]

If you’re looking for other moths, a flame or other light source would do.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

just be yourself bro.

 

[Aiōn]

Keep trying, it only needs to work once.

 

[Twinkie]

https://tacticalsoap.com/ use code KINGCOBRA

 

[PC Troone Copenseethe]

Duct tape is your friend.

 

[eatler]

Shower brush your teeth

You can use a regular brush to brush your teeth too.

Have you tried not being a moth?

Being a moth-man worked for mothman he’s getting action I’d imagine.

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

Visit an entomologist. They'll give you an opposite sex moth to mate with... for  science.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

fought other males in displays of dominance

You need to actually win

 

[DankSmoker]

Bro, you just have to find that female hanging from foliage emitting scents apparently, why haven't you googled this?