How do guys pee with a boner?

[Marissa Moira]

I mean say you need to go really bad and can't wait for it to subside? Do you risk snapping your dick in half by bending it down just to relieve yourself or do most guys pee on the ceiling?

 

[Shidoen]

Whenever I het a boner I place my hand on the wall and lean into the toilet to make sure I have an accurate line of sight and shooting range.

 

[MrTroll]

Laying flat on my back and covering my face with an umbrella.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Through meditation it is possible to control the boner.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Guys can't be in a state of needing to pee and having a boner at the same time?

(what an interesting field of study)

 

[Pissmaster]

Strong concentration and willpower

 

[Retink]

Gentlemen, I introduce to you my new invention, the Boner Pee Diverter. It is shaped at an angle so that you put your tip in one end and blast away while it diverts the stream back down and into the bowl. You can also use it to beat your wife if she complains about you pissing all over the place.

 

[MCLOS Horthy]

You open the back door, place your hands on your hips and shake back and forth like Elvis. Plants love the spray, they need nitrogenous materials to live

 

[Cuck Shack]

We don't but it's how we poop. Refer to the diagram.

 

[BelUwUga]

You kinda have to lean forward at the pelvis for a maneuver I call the "awkward giraffe" and then it can kinda bend enough to more or less aim without pinching the plumbing. Alternatively, if you have good enough aim and a consistent enough stream you can back up for an arc shot.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

If I'm on a backpacking trip, I just step off trail, drop trou and go for distance.

On a toilet things get creative.

 

[King Fructose]

I pee inside my woman and then she pees twice as much next time she pees.

 

[Cats]

I had Morning Woods along time ago and tried to push my weanre downward to the toilet opening and that day was when I learned that if i push hard enough i can crack my erection like a knuckle

 

[Spiny Rumples]

Put a paper cup on the erection. When I pee, it goes into the cup, and the cup travels along the arc of the pee. Just make sure you shoot it into the trash bin and not the recycling.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

I started taking these every day, completely fixed the issue sweetie, highly recommended x

 

[CaptainTrips]

What about when u hold in a pee so long that u end up getting a piss boner. Peeing with an erection feels uncomfortably weird too.

 

[JethroTullamore]

I just get in the shower and let it go wherever.

 

[Gimmick Account]

Either push it down and lean forward really far or just use the sink.
Whoever designed my current toilet must have between half and zero penises though, I have to keep star emperor ozymandias from touching the side even if I'm just limply pooping. But sinks are always better anyway (not for pooping) and they installed this one at the perfect height so I'm okay

Guys can't be in a state of needing to pee and having a boner at the same time?

(what an interesting field of study)

Literally every morning until you turn 32.

 

[Gimmick Account]

I had Morning Woods along time ago and tried to push my weanre downward to the toilet opening and that day was when I learned that if i push hard enough i can crack my erection like a knuckle

do you live on an aeroplane like otacon