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- 19 Kwi 2019
I mean say you need to go really bad and can't wait for it to subside? Do you risk snapping your dick in half by bending it down just to relieve yourself or do most guys pee on the ceiling?
How do guys pee with a boner?
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- 11 Paź 2020
Isn't this what the p-hole is for?
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- 5 Cze 2020
Handstands; but this is privileged information I was only able to obtain at greatest personal risk
Hold on, there's a knock at the door–
Hold on, there's a knock at the door–
- Dołączono
- 19 Sie 2018
very carefully
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- 20 Sty 2020
Take it to Big Bill Hell’s Cars, home of challenge pissing, I heard they can compensate you with no down payment on a car purchase if you can piss 6 feet in the air without spraying or getting wet, guaranteed!!
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- 8 Cze 2019
You're a woman?
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- 15 Kwi 2021
As parallel as possible to the toilet seat.
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- 15 Sty 2018
It's a messy process. And it's even worse if there's a stray hair on the tip.
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- 11 Sty 2022
hardly
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- 15 Mar 2019
With great difficulty and exaggerated caution
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- 27 Wrz 2019
Look at this newfag who doesn’t even know about the secret Boner-Piss ritual.
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- 4 Sty 2021
Unholster
Hands on hips
Begin streaming
Step backwards till your arc lands in the bowl/sink/bath/drain/open window
As you drain step forward towards target to accomodate shorter trajectory
Tip toe for extra height
Pinch it off with TWO shakes
Holster it
Go have coffee & a smoke
Hands on hips
Begin streaming
Step backwards till your arc lands in the bowl/sink/bath/drain/open window
As you drain step forward towards target to accomodate shorter trajectory
Tip toe for extra height
Pinch it off with TWO shakes
Holster it
Go have coffee & a smoke
Yeshua Moon
kiwifarms.net
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- 18 Kwi 2021
i used to walk outside or go into spread eagle position in the bathtub before discovering that injecting female hormones just prevents the problem forever
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- 27 Kwi 2015
Your fetish disgusts me
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- 3 Maj 2019
Balls deep.
El Goblina
kiwifarms.net
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- 14 Maj 2019
Generally, if I think I'm going to get into a situation where erection is likely, I make sure to drain the snake first.
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- 30 Cze 2021
This situation is why bathtubs were invented.
(@Battlecruiser3000ad already said my immediate response)
(@Battlecruiser3000ad already said my immediate response)
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- 9 Mar 2022
Depends on if I'm on the toilet also taking a shit or if I'm at a urinal. If I'm at a urinal I try to move in so my pee arc doesn't get on the ceiling. If I'm on the toilet I just try to put my dick under the seat. Honestly as long as you don't do anything too hard and fast, you're fine. You can push an erect penis down with your finger. Just like don't grab it in the hand and bend it. Hope this helps. Also I'm new here so yeah, I'm happy this is one of my first posts.