How can I become a cat?

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

I want to leave my fleshy prison and become a cat. I am tired of looking at my cat with bitterness and jealousy and wondering about what could be, I just want to live the life that was always meant for me.

 

[Cats]

Unearth The Tomb©.

Discover The Artifact®.

Complete The Ritual™.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I don't know but I'm interested in the answer.

Don't do the Stalking Cat/Jocelyn Wildenstein thing; they've proved that plastic surgery is not the way to go about this.