FIGGIN how bad must phil's apartment smell

[Judge Holden]

Hello shitpost thread.
It probably smells like poo, rotting watermelons, and dirty crapped bondage gear.

with a slight aroma of soiled ginger...

Spoiler: australatina mathematics...

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Also Toren is incapable of drinking responsibly, so there is almost certainly a whiff of vomit and cheap booze.

 

[MasterDisaster]

So foul that it'd be easier to burn it all than find new tenants.

 

[Maiden-TieJuan]

So foul that it'd be easier to burn it all than find new tenants.

Having Philthy and Toren there is a form of emotional and spiritual burning. The building will be setting itself ablaze soon in suicide, ala Cloey.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Jesus christ

WHY???

Because Phil is a idiot and he's extremely paranoid the kiwis are coming to get him. What he doesn't realize is that the color black absorbs heat, and it doesn't make you inconspicuous. All one can hope for is that Phil used super glue instead of tape for when he attached all that shit to the windows so he can never get it off.

 

[Xanax]

It smells like caramel and cookie dough with hints of strawberry and lemon

 

[Bassomatic]

I'm on the east coast and when the wind is right I can smell it. If clinical depression, failure and bad seafood farts had a smell it's like that.

 

[Randy Lahey]

It probably smells like that smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells... smelly.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

I'm guessing it either smells like the contents of a colostomy bag once it's ruptured open or a limb that has entered putrefaction.

 

[keyboredsm4sh]

Mold, dribbling feces, vodka, whatever leaks out of the mangina (including septic juices), maybe some pot smoke.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

It smells like caramel and cookie dough with hints of strawberry and lemon

Only if they were all left out in the hot sun until they putrified; and then a homeless troon who shits himself passed out on top of them.

The real question is this: Does Phils apartment smell as bad as Chris’s room?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Is it possible that the smell of all these awful things is masked by the overwhelming stench of failure?

Because Phil is a idiot and he's extremely paranoid the kiwis are coming to get him. What he doesn't realize is that the color black absorbs heat, and it doesn't make you inconspicuous. All one can hope for is that Phil used super glue instead of tape for when he attached all that shit to the windows so he can never get it off.

Yeah, we'll just tell our hitman to look for the guy in black.

 

[Le Pew]

I wonder if you still get that summertime vinegar ball stench with an inverted dick trench? That thing hae got to be an aromatic house of horrors either way without air conditioning.

 

[nvrwastetree]

It probably smells like that smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells... smelly.

Can't smell any worse than you do you fucking cheeseburger goblin walrus. Actually wait, it can.

 

[wellthathappened]

It probably isn't that bad. They're both pussies. Heat in the Northwest according to Google is less than 80, that's why so many homeless people go there in the summer.

 

[AnOminous]

It probably isn't that bad. They're both pussies. Heat in the Northwest according to Google is less than 80, that's why so many homeless people go there in the summer.

It's probably pretty bad with a necrotizing stink ditch, two pants full of shit, multiple buckets full of vomit, and rotting piles of garbage all over the floor.

 

[wellthathappened]

It's probably pretty bad with a necrotizing stink ditch, two pants full of shit, multiple buckets full of vomit, and rotting piles of garbage all over the floor.

Sir, I can only say that your imagination is more vivid than mine.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Weed and broken dreams.

 

[sperginity]

It's gotta be like an anime convention: a new offensive odor assaults you with each step you take

 

[AnOminous]

Sir, I can only say that your imagination is more vivid than mine.

I showed pictures, dude. There are definitely piles of rotting garbage on the floor.