How are you doing? - Kiwi Farms Wellness Check

[SOLDIER OF WALES]

I'm getting filtered by an introductory Python class, pray for me.

 

[(((I am NOT a jew)))]

Was looking for my keys all yesterday. Found out this dumb cunt bpd bitch is back in the house. And would you look at that... her boyfriend is here. I'm calling the cops tomorrow.
I asked the ex friend who's moved out how I should proceed or if i should get another key made. He said how he has no sway over anything and that I'm moving out in the next couple of days anyways, what does he want me to do.
Yeah let's say I wasn't, faggot? Should I just leave the house without a set of keys because your dumb cunt sister let her boyfriend in again...
I hate this. I don't know if calling the cops on the 4th of Jul will really do anything.
Ready to be done with this.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I cannot seem to catch a break and I am flying without a net, so the underlying anxiety is through the roof.

(Apparently anxiety makes me speak exclusively in metaphor.)

 

[AnOminous]

No, this song isn't relevant. I wish it were though.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wuJIqmha2HkNo, this song isn't relevant. I wish it were though.

Pardon my self-referentiality, but TIL (bc I just looked it up) that that song was NOT written as some kind of metaphor!

 

[obsdj]

I recently moved back to a small town I've lived in before, and apart from a few minor discomforts/issues, the joy of this change in my circumstances has been overwhelming. I went to my favorite farmer's market this morning and will be celebrating my own independence from several years of aggro tonight with a steak dinner. Later, one of the local non-profit orgs does fireworks over the water every year on this day, and I'm tentatively planning to attend (if I can stay awake that late). Life still isn't perfect, but it's the little things and I am so, so blessed.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Breddy good.
Spent most of the day with my parents, as usual. The temperature was perfect for me and I had a good walk at the beach with the dogs. Laughed at them being silly and bathing directly in the ocean, because the seas were calm enough to make even my water-shy dog brave enough to dip her feet.
Dad made yummy spareribs with coleslaw and potatoes. I had prepared strawberries, and we watched an episode of a local drama tv show set in the 30's-40's at the beginning of WWII which isn't super high brow but also not very corny. Picked a ton of cherries from the garden that I'll enjoy tomorrow.
I'll try to keep this mood up for tomorrow. Go to the forest if it's not too hot, clean the house a bit.

 

[Otterly]

So one of those days. Wake up early. Realize there is nothing but doom on the menu. Go ahead anyway.

Good luck Otterly.

It’s stupid o clock again. I can’t sleep. I have said something monumentally stupid to someone I care for deeply who is probably never going to speak to me again. I am an idiot. I forgot to eat anything yesterday.
Nothing but doom.