How are you doing? - Kiwi Farms Wellness Check

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Doing great! My son was born yesterday so I'm hanging out at the hospital waiting to be discharged.

I hope you all are doing well
 
I just took a huge fucking shit, and now I feel 10lbs lighter. Downside is now my toilet is clogged, and I'll have to unclog it via my hands later (my religion forbids me from using plungers)
 
Girl I've been seeing recently does waxing on the side. She offered to do my chest for me, as I'm a regular manscaper anyway (usually just buzz the hair down.)

It took about an hour, and SUCKED. The sensation of each tear ranged from mildly uncomfortable, to flat out having to physically brace myself before the ripping commenced.

0/10 experience, never again. Got laid after tho
 
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My foot hurts, my voice is gone, and I'm at a level of hungover I've never experienced before.
"But it was fun, right?"
No.
 
Caught the bat flu. I've felt like shit the past few days, but when I woke up today and had my morning cigarette I couldn't taste or smell it, so I knew then and got tested. I haven't felt this bad in a long time.
 
Heading home tomorrow. Also very sunburned.

However I saw a very happy downs-man today. He was just walking down the street playing his ukulele and singing the power rangers song(?). He had places to be and a song in his heart. Hope he's well.
 
My boyfriend picked up the coof somewhere last week. We have several at home tests that expire soon so we used up a couple when he started showing symptoms. He was positive, me negative. My throat started feeling scratchy yesterday so I did another test today. Also negative. I could just have allergies, as I've had the occasional watery/itchy nose for a month now from high pollen counts here. I don't want to be sick. Not because I don't want to FEEL sick, but because it would mess up my plans this week and lose a week of pay at work. I had the coof like 7 months ago so it's not impossible to get it again I guess.
 
Fucking A, passed the second test on the programing lesson.
If I ace this, I will able to get into the course I am training for.
 
Dads in the hospital. I don’t really know what to do. can’t take anything to knock me out so I have to sit with this. Mad at myself for wanting to be knocked out while he’s suffering.
 
Did another half marathon+ today. Just got back. I don't think I have legs anymore. I beat my last trip by over a half a mile because someone blocked off one of the areas I go through because of damage, so I had to go all the way around, climb evil devil satan vicious nasty satan devil fag-fag butch hill which added the extra distance in order to go around it. SHAVE YOUR BUSHES, WOMEN! MEN ARE COMING THROUGH!
 
My zyprexa got doubled and I got even more risperidone! My blood steam is anti-psychotics now! It got the aliens and demons to shut up, but nothing shuts up my brain parasite. My brain parasite is probably some malevolent, transsexual, alien, broodmare. I'm not responsible for my brain parasite. The only thing that shuts it up is a few shots of vodka but we're going through rehab.
 
I've been doing various degrees of shit for 5 years now. But recently I started drinking more and started playing golf again and I've been having a grand old time.
I've also not lost my swing which is pissing off my friend who has been playing consistently since 5 years ago when I stopped playing, and he isn't better.
 
Could be better. I'm to the point with the internet now where I'm so fucking fed up with politics/current issues that if I see even a hint of it in the things I want to listen/play/watch/whatever I'm dropping it. I don't fucking care anymore. I just want to enjoy things while I do chores/my hobbies again. (:_(
 
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