💊 Manosphere hood MONEY - Sluthate shitposter

[Positron]

Alas, Hoodie's feelings must forever go unrequited. Truly a tragic romance for the ages - like The Little Mermaid, only gay and retarded.

But the Mermaid gave up her voice and her tail, what had Hood Monkey done for love?

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

But the Mermaid gave up her voice and her tail, what had Hood Monkey done for love?

Gave up his Internet credibility?

... Do you need to have some to lose it?

 

[Fareal]

Gave up his virginity

ftfy babe

 

[Shidoshi]

IceCat isn't a love shy white knight. He's a moronic faggot that comes in my thread and whines about me slaying tight poontang while he still doesn't even know what a vagina feels like since he's the type of person that thinks it's an internet requirement that you use your real life persona across all message boards.

@Overchek LMAO. Those are actually funny.

What do you guys make of these messages with the same girl?

Why are you talking to yourself? I think you need to be medicated.

 

[Lalala]

I like how @Ass Manager 3000 and @Lalala have taken on the roles of Hoodie's parents.

Can't believe I've adopted this assmuncher, gonna have to take off my belt and go 50's dad on his ass.

 

[JU 199]

Can't believe I've adopted this assmuncher, gonna have to take off my belt and go 50's dad on his ass.

Hey, that's my job!

 

[Lalala]

Hey, that's my job!

Don't get patriachal about this, I deserve to abuse our dumbass kid as much as you do! Don't make me get Tumblr on your ass!

 

[JU 199]

Don't get patriachal about this, I deserve to abuse our dumbass kid as much as you do! Don't make me get Tumblr on your ass!

Why can't you stay in the kitchen while I conduct my buisness!

This is why we need couples counciling.

 

[Lalala]

Why can't you stay in the kitchen while I conduct my buisness!

This is why we need couples counciling.

Any man who says a woman's place is the kitchen clearly doesn't know what to do with them in the bedroom, no wonder our kid turned out all janky.

 

[JU 199]

Any man who says a woman's place is the kitchen clearly doesn't know what to do with them in the bedroom, no wonder our kid turned out all janky.

It's your side of the family that has inferior genes. not mine!

 

[José Mourinho]

Now YOU can make your very own Hood MONEY post! How about "LOLCOW! SO SALTY! LMAO you b o y o s! You're super salty!" or "A U T I S M! You're subhuman buddy you dear friend! Just go ER buddy boyos!"?

 

[ON 190]

Now YOU can make your very own Hood MONEY post! How about "LOLCOW! SO SALTY! LMAO you b o y o s! You're super salty!" or "A U T I S M! You're subhuman buddy you dear friend! Just go ER buddy boyos!"?

Close the thread. This is all we're going to need.

(the term "Blasphemic LOLCOW" is my new favorite term ever)

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Well he seemed to tard out over the weekend. Anything good or did it peak with the fire "Fucking lolcow" gif?

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Just gonna leave this here....

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disownment

Well he seemed to tard out over the weekend. Anything good or did it peak with the fire "Fucking lolcow" gif?

@Alan Pardew's chart of @hood CASH's quotes basically summarized the entire weekend. More shitposting than a Len topic.

 

[ON 190]

Just gonna leave this here....

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disownment



@Alan Pardew's chart of @hood CASH's quotes basically summarized the entire weekend. More shitposting than a Len topic.

Don't forget his bizarre obsession with my face. I took 4 showers and still don't feel clean.

 

[AnOminous]

Don't forget his bizarre obsession with my face. I took 4 showers and still don't feel clean.

Imagine the poor printouts on paper, lying around his wretched hovel, defiled in awful ways.

 

[ON 190]

Imagine the poor printouts on paper, lying around his wretched hovel, defiled in awful ways.

Now I need 6 more showers and some very abrasive material to clean my skin. Thanks.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Thanks @Sanae Kochiya. Twas informative.

And I'm now glad hood doesn't have a creepy ass crush on me. Thanks for taking that bullet @flossman.

 

[JU 199]

Now YOU can make your very own Hood MONEY post! How about "LOLCOW! SO SALTY! LMAO you b o y o s! You're super salty!" or "A U T I S M! You're subhuman buddy you dear friend! Just go ER buddy boyos!"?

@Alan Pardew You have won the internet.

 

[ON 190]

Thanks for taking that bullet @flossman.

Well, you know the saying when it comes to love-shys... "everyone goes gay for floss."