Heuristic Inoculation - Using short pithy ideas to stave off more serious infections

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Chimplord1997

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4 Maj 2021
A mantra of mine is "voting is an occult consent ritual."
I did not have to actually type that into my phone because I say it so much that my keyboard autocompletes it when I type "vot". I say it that much.

Do I genuinely, literally, with my god-given rational mind, believe that every polling place in the world is intentionally set up as a satanic altar where you are signing a contract with the devil consenting to what his appointed leaders of the secular world will do to you for the next four years?
Obviously not. It doesn't make much logistical sense.
I still force myself to believe it anyway for the same reason we use fiat currency or order fast food despite how easy it would be for the workers to put visine in your food and kill you: harnessed delusion. Through repetition of the mantra that "voting is an occult consent ritual", I have pretty successfully decoupled myself from the outrage cycle of slopfeeds on Twitter, from their manufactured crises and their engineered solutions, from the need to feel like I am missing out on something if I am not plugged into that feed.

Why would I give a shit about a dog and pony show made to get you to mark an x saying the devil can fuck you in the ass?

And so, regardless of the LITERAL truth of the matter, this heuristic shorthand allows me to live a higher quality of life.

I am interested if any of you have similar such heuristic Inoculations you use to guard against the mind viruses or other malnooetic farticles that float out there in the slop winds.
 
A mantra of mine is "voting is an occult consent ritual."
I did not have to actually type that into my phone because I say it so much that my keyboard autocompletes it when I type "vot". I say it that much.
Who are you sending that to? Or do you just type it to yourself and never send it?
Through repetition of the mantra that "voting is an occult consent ritual", I have pretty successfully decoupled myself from the outrage cycle of slopfeeds on Twitter, from their manufactured crises and their engineered solutions, from the need to feel like I am missing out on something if I am not plugged into that feed.
You may be clinically insane. You could have simply not cared about it before you cared so much you needed a mantra to keep you in check.
 
sometimes i bump into someone in public, or a stranger is mildly rude to me. when this happens, my first instinct is to pull out my 9mm and start firing in their direction. thankfully, i realized that i can just tell myself "wait a minute, im white!" and then the anger dissipates, replaced by relief and amusement.
 
He's not right behind me.
He's not right behind me.
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Wake up babe. New copypasta just dropped.
 
for some reason i thought this thread was going to end up being a discussion about putting something up your tush-tush
 
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