💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

[Adamska]

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With humor like that, no wonder he had to lie about how his previous show was in the top 50.

 

[sassyma seed]

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Hayden Black ladies and gents, staying on top of all things topical. Stand by for jokes about Lindsey Lohan, Charlie Sheen, and Paris Hilton!

 

[女鬼]

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That one was in the context of the joke Hayden made about today's disaster in Mecca, by the way.
If this is how he reacts when told his 'jokes' are offensive, he's not gonna do well with the Tumblr crowd.

An new one from Julie, same as the old:

I don't know, Jules, you lot sure love fanning the flames when it comes to drama...

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Reality is a conspiracy theory now.

 

[Remilia]

Reality is a conspiracy theory now.

Only in fiction we will be safe.

Spoiler

If you couldn't tell,I was joking.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

That one was in the context of the joke Hayden made about today's disaster in Mecca, by the way.
If this is how he reacts when told his 'jokes' are offensive, he's not gonna do well with the Tumblr crowd.

An new one from Julie, same as the old:
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I don't know, Jules, you lot sure love fanning the flames when it comes to drama...

You know how you can tell when someone is lying about something? When they constantly bring up how they're not lying about said thing.

 

[Dismaying Tree]

You know how you can tell when someone is lying about something? When they constantly bring up how they're not lying about said thing.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but she also brings it up when it's not even relevant. "Oh, I'm sorry you don't like our shitfest of a show *sassy gif* BY THE WAY I DON'T POST ON 4CHAN." Pretty incriminating.

 

[女鬼]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but she also brings it up when it's not even relevant. "Oh, I'm sorry you don't like our shitfest of a show *sassy gif* BY THE WAY I DON'T POST ON 4CHAN." Pretty incriminating.

Julie even posted screencaps of their threads on 4/8chan saying 'I read but I NEVER posted!"

That's not suspiscious at all, especially ince the only way they managed to get their shit show some attention was by crying about harassment.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Now who's reaching?

 

[Dismaying Tree]

That hole she's digging gets deeper and deeper with every tweet. @Adamska was right, these people are anti-competent.

 

[sassyma seed]

Now who's reaching?

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"I disagree with your views."
"SO YOU'RE SAYING YOU ARE A NAZI AND A MURDERER?"

 

[Adamska]

"I disagree with your views."
"SO YOU'RE SAYING YOU ARE A NAZI AND A MURDERER?"

I know she's a filthy fucking liar, just like her sugar daddy Hayden.

And seriously, the level of anticompetence these two are showing make Dobbo look like a PR expert. At least he could pretend to be fucking nice sometimes.

 

[Count groudon]

"Hahaha you're so dumb you're probably one of those guys who think i post about myself on 8chan which I don't shut up why would you even say that haha *unfunny gif* pew pew!*

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

And I feel like you could get more people to watch Gen Zed if it was anything else.

Pew pew.

 

[Captain_Asshole]

Now who's reaching?

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Does she know how talking works?

 

[yasscat]

Does she know how talking works?

Nope.

 

[sassyma seed]

And I think you could get more people to watch Gen Zed if it was anything else.

Pew pew.

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Ya done messed it up. "Pew pew" only goes at the end of un-funny stuff.

 

[Florence]

And I feel like you could get more people to watch Gen Zed if it was anything else.

Pew pew.

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...Julie has friends?

 

[JU 199]

Interstingly enough, dear Julie's resume lists her as a lead role for the two films she was cast in.
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Let's have a look at these two illustrious box-office hits on IMdB...

Spoiler: lots of caps

You might think 'film" meant "feature-length movies", but the first one, Billie Speare, has a total runtime of... 20 minutes.
The poster:
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Oho, so our Jules is a co-star. Not bad, you might say, but we're talking about lead roles there. Considering the number of co-stars listed, it's reasonable to say she's a supporting actress and/or part of an ensemble cast.
If you recall, being part of an ensemble means you can't be a lead role according to the criteria used by Gen Zed themselves to disqualify Meowth...

Now, the second film, a Christian production called He Who Finds a Wife 2: Thou Shall Not Covet:

Julie's name isn't listed on the cover. That's a bit strange for a lead role, but oh well, let's see what IMDB has to say...

Welp, it seems she's not in the main cast either...
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Ah, there she is! Listed under... "rest of cast"
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Yeah, that definitely screams lead role.

So remember, these are lead roles according to Julie (but Meowth isn't).
And she definitely didn't exaggerate anything on her resume. No sir.

That explains allot.

Meanwhile, Hayden is still a class act:
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Fucking degenerate

 

[Frank_Jaeger]

Posting on an anonymous website that anyone can post on without even signing up isn't much of a "conspiracy"