💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

[女鬼]

Interstingly enough, dear Julie's resume lists her as a lead role for the two films she was cast in.

Let's have a look at these two illustrious box-office hits on IMdB...

Spoiler: lots of caps

You might think 'film" meant "feature-length movies", but the first one, Billie Speare, has a total runtime of... 20 minutes.
The poster:

Oho, so our Jules is a co-star. Not bad, you might say, but we're talking about lead roles there. Considering the number of co-stars listed, it's reasonable to say she's a supporting actress and/or part of an ensemble cast.
If you recall, being part of an ensemble means you can't be a lead role according to the criteria used by Gen Zed themselves to disqualify Meowth...

Now, the second film, a Christian production called He Who Finds a Wife 2: Thou Shall Not Covet:

Julie's name isn't listed on the cover. That's a bit strange for a lead role, but oh well, let's see what IMDB has to say...

Welp, it seems she's not in the main cast either...

Ah, there she is! Listed under... "rest of cast"

Yeah, that definitely screams lead role.

So remember, these are lead roles according to Julie (but Meowth isn't).
And she definitely didn't exaggerate anything on her resume. No sir.

 

[Orthodox Chrischanity]

Interstingly enough, dear Julie's resume lists her as a lead role for the two films she was cast in.
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Let's have a look at these two illustrious box-office hits on IMdB...

Spoiler: lots of caps

You might think 'film" meant "feature-length movies", but the first one, Billie Speare, has a total runtime of... 20 minutes.
The poster:
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Oho, so our Jules is a co-star. Not bad, you might say, but we're talking about lead roles there. Considering the number of co-stars listed, it's reasonable to say she's a supporting actress and/or part of an ensemble cast.
If you recall, being part of an ensemble means you can't be a lead role according to the criteria used by Gen Zed themselves to disqualify Meowth...

Now, the second film, a Christian production called He Who Finds a Wife 2: Thou Shall Not Covet:

Julie's name isn't listed on the cover. That's a bit strange for a lead role, but oh well, let's see what IMDB has to say...

Welp, it seems she's not in the main cast either...
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Ah, there she is! Listed under... "rest of cast"
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Yeah, that definitely screams lead role.

So remember, these are lead roles according to Julie (but Meowth isn't).
And she definitely didn't exaggerate anything on her resume. No sir.

First TRANS LEAD role in an ENGLISH-SPEAKING ANIMATED SERIES!

 

[女鬼]

Yeah, Jules, that's some real incriminating evidence right there.

Meanwhile, Hayden is still a class act:

 

[sassyma seed]

Interstingly enough, dear Julie's resume lists her as a lead role for the two films she was cast in.
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Let's have a look at these two illustrious box-office hits on IMdB...

Spoiler: lots of caps

You might think 'film" meant "feature-length movies", but the first one, Billie Speare, has a total runtime of... 20 minutes.
The poster:
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Oho, so our Jules is a co-star. Not bad, you might say, but we're talking about lead roles there. Considering the number of co-stars listed, it's reasonable to say she's a supporting actress and/or part of an ensemble cast.
If you recall, being part of an ensemble means you can't be a lead role according to the criteria used by Gen Zed themselves to disqualify Meowth...

Now, the second film, a Christian production called He Who Finds a Wife 2: Thou Shall Not Covet:

Julie's name isn't listed on the cover. That's a bit strange for a lead role, but oh well, let's see what IMDB has to say...

Welp, it seems she's not in the main cast either...
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Ah, there she is! Listed under... "rest of cast"
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Yeah, that definitely screams lead role.

So remember, these are lead roles according to Julie (but Meowth isn't).
And she definitely didn't exaggerate anything on her resume. No sir.

This is too perfect.
She's calling herself the lead, when she can't even get top billing in a 20 minute short and a Christain movie.

Although I'm sure if you ask her she'll something stupid like "I was really the TRUE LEAD TRANS CHARACTER but 4chan and GG harassed us so hard they gave me second billing."

 

[Count groudon]

Yeah, Jules, that's some real incriminating evidence right there.
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Meanwhile, Hayden is still a class act:
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Jesus christ, fucking Chris-Chan's jokes are easier to understand than Hayden's. A hell of a lot funnier too.

 

[Poptart Pissbaby]

Yeah, Jules, that's some real incriminating evidence right there.
Meanwhile, Hayden is still a class act:
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Jesus christ, even discounting that 700 people just died and it's really distasteful to joke about, Hayden is aware that muslims don't eat pork right?

 

[Dismaying Tree]

Julie is probably one of those people who got lead roles in smaller communities, like school or some community theater thing, but wasn't skilled enough to be noticed in a bigger pond like the tv and film industry. She's used to small-time fame and so gets jealous of those who have actually gotten somewhere. From her tweets, she sounds self-righteous as hell.

 

[Adamska]

Hey, remember when the wiki article Hayden wrote about himself where he bragged that his dumb show Goodnight Burbank was in the top 50 for IMDB?

Well...

He's a big fat fucking liar that was caught out on it.

I'm not even crazy, an inform ant of mine actually went through IMDB to witness this bollocks first hand:

Yep. Definite top 50.

For extra lulz, check out who he only just manages to beat:

 

[AnOminous]

Yeah, Jules, that's some real incriminating evidence right there.

So they admit everyone with a Patreon is a scammer.

Good!

Jesus christ, fucking Chris-Chan's jokes are easier to understand than Hayden's. A hell of a lot funnier too.

You don't have to tell me twice! But during the Stone Age. . .

 

[Dismaying Tree]

So they admit everyone with a Patreon is a scammer.

Good!

Watch them get a patreon and then try to justify it by saying they're the TRUE and HONEST patreon users, unlike those people who actually put out enjoyable content. Psh, who needs that?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

You notice they never address why it's not a scam, they just mock the person who pointed it out?

 

[Orthodox Chrischanity]

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Right, what did I expect?

Hmm, let's see.

But... who else has a Patreon? Guess they're a scammer, too!

 

[女鬼]

So every patreon on Earth is a scam, but I guess GoFundMe is kosher.

 

[Dismaying Tree]

But... who else has a Patreon? Guess they're a scammer, too!

I KNEW IT.
Let's see them dodge this one.
EDIT: oh wait never mind. fuck, I got excited. It's still pretty funny, though

 

[Silver]

I just can't get over the fact that Shona's account retweets shit by Julie and Hayden. Like Hayden said in a tweet responding to us specifically that Shona was a fictional character who can't think or feel, so why the hell is she able to retweet jokes by her creators

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

That means you're calling Pateron users a scam.

 

[soliloquyR]

Hmm, let's see.
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But... who else has a Patreon? Guess they're a scammer, too!

That's a real fucking scam, considering the low-quality of Labelle's content.

 

[女鬼]

I just can't get over the fact that Shona's account retweets shit by Julie and Hayden. Like Hayden said in a tweet responding to us specifically that Shona was a fictional character who can't think or feel, so why the hell is she able to retweet jokes by her creators

It gets worse.

 

[Dismaying Tree]

It gets worse.
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I kind of want the horrifying rating for this, but even that doesn't seem completely fitting.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]