💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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Zvantastika powiedział(a):
Confirmed, they are just trolling everyone. Nobody sane would be this dense, not even the most desperate comedian trying to call for attention with a weird stunt and professional suicide.
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EPISHONA 3: THE COUCH IS A LIE

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Cameron: Betsy! You’re financially well off, right?
Betsy: …
Betsy: Hello?
Cameron: You’ve got lots of cash at your disposal, am I correct?
Betsy: …
Betsy: You’re gonna have to like, speak up. I can’t hear your mouth noises.
Betsy: There’s too much static.
Betsy: PPSSSSSSHHHHHH BEEEEEE-OOOP
Betsy: Oh god, my head.
Cameron: Betsy, I need cash to get to Africa.
Betsy: Why do you like,
Betsy: need to go to Africa?
Betsy: America’s like, decent enough.
Betsy: If you don’t mind like, the government I guess.
Betsy: Our trees are pretty cool too.
Cameron: Gamergate stole my couch and have relocated it to their secret trolling headquarters in Africa!
Cameron: I have to retrieve it as soon as humanly possible!
Betsy: And they took it like...
Betsy: AAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL
Betsy: ...the way to fuckin’ Africa?
Cameron: Yeah! Huey told me that he caught them in the act!
Betsy: I think Huey was fuckin' with you man.
Betsy: You know how like, he’s got that nazi fetish thing going on or something
Betsy: Shits fucked up dude, haha.
Cameron: Shit! I knew it was all a racially motivated scheme!
Cameron: When time comes for us to pay rent this month, I won’t be paying his share, no siree!
Betsy: Sorry man, you’re mouth is makin’ noises that are
Betsy: like
Betsy: Way too quick.
Cameron: What are you on?
Betsy: Just got a little ‘Ronald CRAYgean’-ed up last night.
Cameron: Codeine and Oxycontin?
Betsy: Nah, thats a fuckin ‘CRAYmer from Seinfeld’
Betsy: a ‘Ronald CRAYgean’ is Weed and fuckin' Codeine.
Betsy: And damn, that really gets you FUCKED on a tuesday, lemmetellya

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Betsy: I’m going to bed.
Cameron: You’ve been asleep for 18 hours! I just woke you up!
Betsy: I’m going to bed.
Cameron: Please, Betsy. You gotta help me out here, this is really embarrassing.
Betsy: ZZZ
Cameron: Betsy, saying “ZZZ” out loud doesn’t mean that you’re asleep.
Betsy: It worked on fuckin’ Shona. Sweet girl and all but she’s dumb as a Korean.
Shona: I can hear you sweeties talking shit behind my back but I’ll be the better person and choose to ignore it~!
Cameron: Isn’t anyone gonna help me look for my couch?
Betsy: (loud snoring noises)
Cameron: Saying “(loud snoring noises)” doesn’t mean I think you’re asleep, either.
Betsy: If I give you money, will you go away?
Cameron: I suppose.
Betsy: I’ve got like, $200 under Iggy, just take that shit and let me sleep.
Cameron: Thanks Betsy!
Betsy: goawayiamsleepnow

TO BE CONTINUED
 
I'm very confused about the VAs for Huey, Cameron, and Betsy. At first, I assumed that they were most likely going by the "A paycheck is a paycheck" mentality. But with Julie admiting that she's not getting paid for this, it made me wonder about the rest. If Hayden is too cheap to pay his STAR OF THE FIRST EVER TRUE AND HONEST TRANS LEAD ROLE, then there's no doubt in my mind that he isn't paying the other three as well. So why did they agree to do this? Someone a few pages back said that they don't seem to be invested in the show all that much (if their Twitters are any indication) in the way that Julie is. Are they really just doing this because they think it would look good on their resumes? And given that Betsy's VA husband used to write for Rick & Morty, an animated show that is actually funny and successful, it makes me wonder if he has or had connections to put her in something better. Obviously, I don't really know how the industry works but still.

Also say what you will about the rest of the cast, but a lot of them seemed to be in legitimate stuff before doing…this. Did Hayden managed not to pay them too? I can't imagine any professional actor doing any gig for free, especially one so shitty.
 
varvartsvo powiedział(a):
Digging through their Facebook page...

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I can sense the butthurt from all the way across the Atlantic.

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Oh God.

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Oh God.
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2 minutes and they fail to:

  • Mention games at all, despite it apparently being a main focus of the show.
  • Tell us anything about the main character's personality
  • Tell us anything about most of the cast's personalities(save Huey)
  • Introduce Quilliam, despite him showing up in the show even before Betsy, one of the four roommates.
  • Explain why they decide to move in together.
Most movie and tv show trailers can accomplish all that and more in 2 minutes easily.
 
varvartsvo powiedział(a):
Digging through their Facebook page...

Wyświetl załącznik 50016
I can sense the butthurt from all the way across the Atlantic.

Wyświetl załącznik 50017
Oh God.

Wyświetl załącznik 50018

Oh God.
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Ya know........fuck it. I will just let Rich Evans sum this up


And yea, I know that this has already been cited in this thread but I think it needs an extry mention

Long story short.......this is legit more unfunny than that fcking a-log stand up footage
 
Quoi?


And Hayden, please learn how to properly cite a Wikipedia entry. Just saying "The Guardian" isn't good enough.

Of course, you have to write it like that to make it look like you're far more awesome than you actually are.
 
APerson powiedział(a):
Wait, really? If that's the case, it could be BLPPRODded. Even if it isn't, should I try PRODding it or putting it up for standard deletion?
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At the very least, you should suggest it be rewritten by a competent person who can check out and cite all the facts presented.

Or you can request deletion due to lack of notability, cause nobody really cares besides Black.
 
sassyma seed powiedział(a):
At the very least, you should suggest it be rewritten by a competent person who can check out and cite all the facts presented.

Or you can request deletion due to lack of notability, cause nobody really cares besides Black.
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Unfortunately, this and this make it unable to be BLPPRODded, and probably support notability. I could probably argue for deletion on the grounds of "nuke and start over", though.
 
APerson powiedział(a):
Unfortunately, this and this make it unable to be BLPPRODded, and probably support notability. I could probably argue for deletion on the grounds of "nuke and start over", though.
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I am definitely not an expert on Wikipedia policies, but this sounds interesting:

Biographical material about a living individual that is not compliant with this policy should be improved and rectified; if this is not possible, then it should be removed. If the entire page is substantially of poor quality, primarily containing contentious material that is unsourced or poorly sourced, then it may be necessary to delete the entire page as an initial step, followed by discussion.

Page deletion is normally a last resort. If a dispute centers around a page's inclusion (e.g., because of questionable notability or where the subject has requested deletion), this is addressed via deletion discussions rather than by summary deletion. Summary deletion is appropriate when the page contains unsourced negative material or is written non-neutrally, and when this cannot readily be rewritten or restored to an earlier version of an acceptable standard.
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Given the entire thing is written as a promo piece, maybe you could ask for it to be deleted for violationg Wiki's ban on promotion/advertising?

Or maybe ask an admin to look into possible sockpuppeting, considering the evidence posted upthread (accounts that were exclusively made to edit this page).
 
Ostatnio edytowane:
We've already established that he doesn't know what a trailer is supposed to showcase (if the angry white male already comes off as more interesting than the character you're trying to put on a pedestal, you're doing it wrong). Now we know that he's deluded enough to try and call his meager hate following (and the occasional politically correct nod) "a very large amount of positive interest". Will agree that an admin should be asked to look into possible sockpuppeting.
 
SteelPlatedHeart powiedział(a):
She has to add gifs complimenting her comebacks because no one else is going to praise her for them.

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Should someone point out that there are such things as mutations and things like this are the exception and not the rule?

This is kinda like pointing to a person who thought he was straight and ended up becoming gay and using it as some sort of argument that all people are secretly bisexual.
 
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