💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

[CWCissey]

Where's the wheelchair bound character?

Ableism!

 

[Observatory]

What about feminists?

Patriarchy much?

 

[AnOminous]

That's a fuckton of merch for something that doesn't even exist yet.

Why does the white psychopath strawman look like he has boobs in the abbey road picture? Pecs don't work like that.

There's some sort of lolcow artist school where Dobson teaches anatomy.

Where's the wheelchair bound character?

Ableism!

Where's the retarded characters?

Oh, wait. Never mind.

 

[Meowthkip]

Somebody's gotta give The Problem Solverz a run for its money in the position of "least amount of thought or effort put into its writing, art and animation"

I'm probably in the minority on this one, but I enjoyed Problem Solverz as a work of absurdist art. It felt like what would happen if you gave 5th graders in the 90's MS Paint, asked them to design and come up with the concept for a show, and then told a bunch of bored animators to go absolutely fucking nuts.

Or like, if you made an Adult Swim show and then made a bunch of hasty changes to make it child friendly. Which is kind of exactly what happened.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maddie_Blaustein

Hey look a tranny voice actor

RIP in peace, Maggie. You voiced best tiny furry Joe Pesci.

From @Adamska's post in the Dobson thread

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Nice animation ya got there....

What's wrong with your faaaaaace?

Hayden, What the fuck is wrong with you?

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The SJW backlash for this will be fucking amazing.

 

[Whiskey Foxtrot]

I can't help but feel that we're all getting punked. The "modern classic" tagline, along with Black's decidedly un-PC "jokes" on Twitter and Gen Zed's too-perfect mirror of Tumblr, increasingly make me think that this guy is just taking the piss. Is this a cheap, low-effort grift designed to take as much money as possible from gullible/tasteless Tumblrinas who are willing to buy the suspicious amount of crappy merchandise, before Gen Zed mysteriously disappears into the night or is "cancelled"?

Stay tuned.

 

[TheLateGreatBate]

Spoiler: Tumblr's still not going for it.

 

[AnOminous]

I can't help but feel that we're all getting punked.

If so, Jane Wiedlin (who they claim to be one of the VAs) is in on it, too.

Of course, there's no real indication the project is actually going to be aired anywhere. Little details like that are conspicuously absent from all the astroturfing.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Of course, there's no real indication the project is actually going to be aired anywhere. Little details like that are conspicuously absent from all the astroturfing.

Their website says late 2015. No exact date is given nor is a release format. If I had to guess, I'd say it looks like something that would air on Netflix.

 

[Whiskey Foxtrot]

If so, Jane Wiedlin (who they claim to be one of the VAs) is in on it, too.

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Of course, there's no real indication the project is actually going to be aired anywhere. Little details like that are conspicuously absent from all the astroturfing.

This whole debacle is so weirdly bad that my brain can't quite accept that it's a real, on the level thing orchestrated by someone with honest to God genuine intentions.

Have pity on me.

 

[Meowthkip]

Spoiler: Tumblr's still not going for it.

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Looks like the actual SJWs haven't taken notice. These people just seem pretty ordinary.

The calm before the shitstorm, perhaps.

 

[CWCissey]

Going back to the Wizard Of Oz picture, I'm surprised that Mr Psycho wasn't the Scarecrow.

 

[Human Institute Director]

I can't wait for the shitstorm, it's probably the only fun thing that'll ever be coming out of Gen Zed.

 

[Level20Wizard]

This feels like it's trying to be Family Guy with the FPS of South Park.
Except both of those shows had a relative amount of humor to them.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

So, with Tumblr seeing through this transparent (heh) bullshit, who do they think is going to actually like this mess?

 

[Arietis]

Yeah, a tumblr post with "Do it faggot" is not the flavor of tumblr we like to see in action. We need more of that oppression culture. Anyone heard anything from those?

 

[Meowthkip]

So, with Tumblr seeing through this transparent (heh) bullshit, who do they think is going to actually like this mess?

Nobody.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

From the show's Tumblr, it looks like they're taking criticism pretty well. Very mature. Not a single straw-man in sight.

And the pictures on these iPhone cases are centered perfectly!

Spoiler

 

[RM 810]

Isn't it set in America? Why are they calling it Gen Zed, surely it's zee.

 

[Arietis]

If you make a show and praise it as the first coming of trans Christ, people is going to be more ready to judge that claim.
If you make a show that looks objectively terrible, people is going to tell you it sucks dick.
If, instead, you actually care enough to make it not suck dick, people is going to tell you it's a good show.

And that my friends is how you avoid people telling you how much dick your show sucks. But that requires giving a fuck.

 

[Human Institute Director]

Isn't it set in America? Why are they calling it Gen Zed, surely it's zee.

Maybe they have a french in the team? Z is pronounced "Zed" in french and most of them know about the X, Y, Z Generations thing.