💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

[Lithos]

Spoiler: Holy trifecta of stroke

I think he had a massive stroke again, guys

Spoiler: Look who responded to that first one.

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

A while ago Hayden gave an interview where he reveled how slow work was. Apparently it's down to the speed of a few frames a week.

You're right btw that is sad. A title update is in order.

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How the fuck is he not finding like, animation students while they're still in Uni and telling them he can either 1) Offer them a job if Gen Z took off or 2) Give them GLOWING reference letters?

This was like, the first suggestion out of the mouth of my business adviser when I noted lacking some people with certain skills and was worried about training people/myself in-house.

Uni profs in "working" degrees are increasingly desperate to give their students "live fire" exercises like this on the basis you offer either/or. This is a big thing here in the UK these days and gives students practical experience in what would otherwise be 3 years of dull theory.

 

[Splendid]

LinkedIn is literally the only good social network, and people who have accounts elsewhere are borderline lolcows.

 

[Lithos]

Experience pain.

Spoiler

Spoiler: More pain.

Spoiler: You're the shittiest wannabe SJW ever.

Haven't seen an autocorrect joke in a while. But of course, it's an old one.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Paving slabs are funnier than Hayden Black's jokes, ffs.

 

[AnOminous]

Experience pain.

Spoiler

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Spoiler: More pain.

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Spoiler: You're the shittiest wannabe SJW ever.

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Haven't seen an autocorrect joke in a while. But of course, it's an old one.
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When is the time only straight white males had the vote? Because that never happened in history.

 

[DragoonSierra]

When is the time only straight white males had the vote? Because that never happened in history.

You are referencing the fact that gays have never been excluded from voting correct?

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

Is Hayden Black a dad? He's like a walking Ricky Gervais from The Office with these levels of cringe.

These are all dad jokes.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

I know I said a few pages back that his jokes are a level below "Take my wife, please!"

...But I actually personally know a guy who's a "standup comic" and has actually tried to use a SLIGHT variation of "Take my wife, please!"


They are both just...just awful.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

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That autocorrect joke is the perfect example of a broken clock being right twice a day.

 

[sasazuka]

The "best friend & worst enema" joke is surprisingly not that common, according to Google, but this website had a slight variation of the same joke in 2010 (albeit regarding the red squiggly, not autocorrect), although I will grant that it's more likely that Hayden had the idea for the joke independently and wasn't mining obscure grammar websites for jokes to steal.

 

[Lithos]

The original joke Hayden made said "enamel" rather than "enema". After it was joked about on this site, Hayden's joke amazingly changed the next time it was spit out by Joke Blogger.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

This one time a couple years ago my phone autocorrected "I'm leaving immediately" to "I'm leaving I'm Eduardo."

Mine's better.

 

[AnOminous]

You are referencing the fact that gays have never been excluded from voting correct?

What else?

 

[Mr Pizza]

I know I said a few pages back that his jokes are a level below "Take my wife, please!"

...But I actually personally know a guy who's a "standup comic" and has actually tried to use a SLIGHT variation of "Take my wife, please!"

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They are both just...just awful.

I've used "Take my wife, please!" before, but only in the context when someone I know marries someone awful. Like, it would be genuinely funny if Frank Wu said it.

Regretfully, Hayden "StrokeJoke" Black's humor is not as versatile.

 

[Kršćanin Čendlervic]

Is Hayden Black a dad? He's like a walking Ricky Gervais from The Office with these levels of cringe.

These are all dad jokes.

I doubt it. He only dates trannies.

 

[Flustercuck]

I'm starting to think the z in GenZed is for ztroke

 

[UglyOldJafar]

He said in some interview that the droopy face is supposedly congenital and hereditary.
For some reason, people thinking he had a stroke pisses him off, hence why everyone keeps calling him Strokeface and such.

Then why did no one already make the following joke?

What's a show Hayden Black should totally revamp?
Different Strokes.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

So I have no idea of the context, but Hayden actually managed to tweet something hilarious...in that it's hilarious he's actually trying to lecture someone on being disrespectful.

 

[Count groudon]

So I have no idea of the context, but Hayden actually managed to tweet something hilarious...in that it's hilarious he's actually trying to lecture someone on being disrespectful.

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That guy must have said something about a particularly hot tranny. That's the only way Hayden "laugh while the bodies are still warm" Black would ever give a shit.