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💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter
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*Says you haven't judged anyone*
*Calls convention guest a 'cat lady virgin'*
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- 10 Mar 2016
My safe word is Hayden Black
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- 28 Gru 2014
My safe word is Hayden Black
AIDS jokes, how progressive.
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- 8 Wrz 2015
Counter-safe word: You too?
My safe word is Hayden Black
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- 16 Cze 2013
My safe word is Hayden Black
He's already tweeted this joke.
...Does this man say anything he hasn't already said at least once before?
Mr Pizza
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- Dołączono
- 26 Lut 2016
That profile picture. I now realize my folly in asking if he thinks he's funny. That man looks in the mirror and cant help but make that face.
My safe word is Hayden Black
Imagine having to eat lunch with him or something. Ugh...
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- 22 Wrz 2015
Maybe Hayden is somewhat aware that he's criminally unfunny and does all of this to overcompensate for it.
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- 18 Kwi 2013
I honestly don't think I could without jumping across the table and trying to strangle him. Between his weird ass deformed face and the fact that he'll likely spend the whole time talking about himself/making shitty jokes I just don't think I have the willpower to get through it.
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- 6 Paź 2014
I'm pretty sure his safe-word is "Hi, I'm Hayden Black."
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- 28 Gru 2014
Not since the stroke.
Maybe he's a supervillain trying to destroy comedy utterly because his parents were murdered by a stand-up comedian who was actually funny.
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- 10 Mar 2016
Or "I make quality comedy"
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- 12 Sie 2015
Way to dampen a potentially exciting discovery with your tranny talk, Hayden.
At least he couldn't fit in a Pew Pew.
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- 28 Gru 2014
Holy non sequitur Batman. I think I see a new stroke-induced joke generation tic.
Take completely random story, throw in tranny reference without even trying to establish a logical connection.
Still, it's just not a complete Black stroke-joke without the Pew Pew. .25/10 would cringe again.
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- 3 Lip 2015
"The World Trade Centers were destroyed by suicidal extremists today and we heartily encourage people who don't like trans people in their bathroom to move there. Pew Pew." - Hayden Black 2001
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- 11 Cze 2014
Is there a "random news story" search engine so I can find something to turn into a Hayden Black transgender bathroom "joke"? Like, I searched "random news" on Google, but all I get is "weird news" pages on news sites, I want the most mundane local news stories imaginable. Like city council approving a zoning change in Terre Haute, Indiana.
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- 28 Gru 2014
"The city council in Terre Haute recently approved a zoning change! Indiana, lol. It's a Midwest state! We encourage those of you who don't want trannies in your bathrooms to move there! Pew! Pew!"
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- 25 Gru 2015
Too funny for Hayden. Try again.
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- 10 Mar 2016
"Trump softens his view on muslims, maybe he'll soften his view on transgendered people's struggles too? pew pew"
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- 6 Paź 2014
"The Japanese have attacked Pearl Harbor, something something republicans something something trannies something something pew pew."
-Hayden Black, 1941
-Hayden Black, 1941