💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

[JU 199]

Can somebody on twitter ask Hayden why he's plugging himself when Gen Zed still isn't released?

 

[Handsome Pete]

What's the difference between Hayden Black and Ted Cruz?

Hayden Black had a stroke.

 

[AnOminous]

Apparently Gen Zed supports Trump.

 

[Dr. Meme]

What's the difference between Hayden Black and Ted Cruz?
People actually donated to Ted Cruz when he asked.

Pew Pew

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Hayden Black is the Zodiac Killer.

 

[CWCissey]

What's the difference between Hayden Black and Ted Cruz?

One tells lies for their job, the other one is Ted Cruz.

 

[Count groudon]

Hell, fucking trump is more well-liked than Hayden black. Even comparing him with Ted Cruz is just empty flattery.

 

[Adamska]

The best part is Hayden is lying. I can tell because since only a couple episodes of his old and shitty webseries is online since he picked the wrong horse with no back-up, he can make up whatever he wants.

 

[sasazuka]

I like that "A Modern Classic" is more or less illegible at the thread spool "pixel" size.

I could imagine people trying to read that, not knowing what it's supposed to say, perhaps reading it as, "A Kaboom Chassis"?

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

I like that "A Modern Classic" is more or less illegible at the thread spool "pixel" size.

I could imagine people trying to read that, not knowing what it's supposed to say, perhaps reading it as, "A Kaboom Chassis"?

"Gen Zed - A Hundred Chobots."

 

[GetShrekt]

I like that "A Modern Classic" is more or less illegible at the thread spool "pixel" size.

I could imagine people trying to read that, not knowing what it's supposed to say, perhaps reading it as, "A Kaboom Chassis"?

I finally understand the Modern Classic tagline.

It means that by the time Gen Zed actually comes out, it'll be so old that it will, by definition, be a classic. Hayden Black had this scam planned all along!

Poo poo!

 

[Flustercuck]

Spoiler: You're an unfunny one, Mr. Black

 

[AnOminous]

How the fuck can you have Donald Trump and the dipshits of Los Angeles and manage to be completely unfunny about both?

 

[Flustercuck]

How the fuck can you have Donald Trump and the dipshits of Los Angeles and manage to be completely unfunny about both?

It's simple, you just have a massive stroke á la Hayden Black, and voila, unfunny jokes

 

[Mr Pizza]

Hayden just isn't unfunny, he's that special kind of painful unfunny where you kind of wince and feel bad for him. It's strange because I come here to laugh at stupid assholes but Hayden manages to flip it around on me, so for that I guess I'll applaud him.

You think he knows he's not funny?

 

[Flustercuck]

Hayden just isn't unfunny, he's that special kind of painful unfunny where you kind of wince and feel bad for him. It's strange because I come here to laugh at stupid assholes but Hayden manages to flip it around on me, so for that I guess I'll applaud him.

You think he knows he's not funny?

He wouldn't have made all of these horrible shows/abysmal twitter jokes if he knew he was unfunny

 

[Without A Gout]

"Some of my best friends are trannies" ~ Hayden Black

 

[JU 199]

 

[Silvana]

Hayden just isn't unfunny, he's that special kind of painful unfunny where you kind of wince and feel bad for him. It's strange because I come here to laugh at stupid assholes but Hayden manages to flip it around on me, so for that I guess I'll applaud him.

You think he knows he's not funny?

Oh, you can bet your life he thinks he's an absolute scream. I imagine him slapping his knee and crying with laughter as he tweets that "douchebag" joke (clearly an evergreen in his mind) for the twentieth time...

 

[Pikimon]

Spoiler: You're an unfunny one, Mr. Black

At least LA can release a show on time.