💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

[SteelPlatedHeart]

No. Just...no.

 

[sassyma seed]

As if this low-hanging fruit hasn't been harvested enough already.

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Spoiler: Screenshot

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Drinking piss? That's Black's job!

Pew

 

[Count groudon]

Normally I'm against using violence towards lolcows, but at this point I think it'd just be putting him out of his misery.

 

[VLAD]

You have to hand it to Hayden. He's doing some amazing work in proving ethnic stereotypes wrong. He's living proof that not all Jewish people are funny.

 

[APerson]

You have to hand it to Hayden. He's doing some amazing work in proving ethnic stereotypes wrong. He's living proof that not all Jewish people are funny.

Although he's doubling down on the money-grabbing to compensate.

 

[JU 199]

"Michigan senate passes bill punishing anal sex with 15 years in prison. AKA 15 years more anal sex but with free food & lodging"

What?

 

[Ti-99/4A]

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"Michigan senate passes bill punishing anal sex with 15 years in prison. AKA 15 years more anal sex but with free food & lodging"

What?

Because everyone who ever goes to prison gets raped every single day, Pew! Pew!

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

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"Michigan senate passes bill punishing anal sex with 15 years in prison. AKA 15 years more anal sex but with free food & lodging"

What?

He's saying people in prison get raped all the time.

 

[Ruin]

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"Michigan senate passes bill punishing anal sex with 15 years in prison. AKA 15 years more anal sex but with free food & lodging"

What?

Cause prison rape jokes are so progressive.

 

[JU 199]

 

[JU 199]

Here's a template version of the above AND a thread for farmers who want to 'experiment'.

 

[女鬼]

It's totes not a rape joke, guys! Geez.

Also, Hayden seems ready to backpedal on the first trans lead role thing.

Only took him what, a year?

What?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

It's totes not a rape joke, guys! Geez.

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Also, Hayden seems ready to backpedal on the first trans lead role thing.

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Only took him what, a year?

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What?

Yeah, bullshit on owning up to that. otherwise he would have responded to the Midnight Animals asks I've been sending.

 

[JU 199]

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Hayden is one of three things-

1. Too thick to see the natural connotations that joke carries
2. A poor lair.
3. Autism to the extreme

(lol I cant count )

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

"It's YOUR fault for thinking a prison rape joke is a prison rape joke!"

 

[JU 199]

"LOL UR WEIRD"

*Makes jokes about Jared fogle raping kids and pubic hair*

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

"It's YOUR fault for thinking a prison rape joke is a prison rape joke!"

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They've begun eating each other.
This is amazing. Hayden has been deemed problematic.
Commence the purge.

 

[VLAD]

Hayden is one of two things-

1. Too thick to see the natural connotations that joke carries
2. A poor lair.
3. Autism to the extreme

4) All of the above.

wep

 

[JU 199]

wep

Don't you mean pew

 

[Lithos]

Yeah, bullshit on owning up to that. otherwise he would have responded to the Midnight Animals asks I've been sending.

All it took was a furry artist with five followers to fess up. Betting the new "promo" comes out right when the "pilot" comes out.