💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

[JU 199]

Reactions to Hayden's face:
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Old strokeface must've taken it hard.

 

[sassyma seed]

Hayden's changed his profile picture.

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Probably didn't like people making fun of his previous avatar.

Wow, even his own Twitter account his laughing at him.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

So, uh, how's that pilot coming along dear ol' Haydy?

 

[JU 199]

So, uh, how's that pilot coming along dear ol' Haydy?

That doesn't matter, he must make another LOL REPUBLICANS tweet

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

That doesn't matter, he must make another LOL REPUBLICANS tweet
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He seems to think that observational humor just requires a person to make an observation.

 

[Hat]

That doesn't matter, he must make another LOL REPUBLICANS tweet
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Nice 10-month-old article, Hayden. Are you just desperate to take the attention off of you and your mug?

 

[sassyma seed]

That doesn't matter, he must make another LOL REPUBLICANS tweet
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Guys I did a Black joke.

"Hayden Black has a lot of shows, but they're all terrible. Unfunny much?"

Pew

 

[女鬼]

He's currently getting relatively numerous tweets from several different accounts. Under current SJW Orthodoxy this is considered a form of harassement (even though this exactly how twitter is meant to be used, the platform encourages strangers to tweet at other strangers) called dogpiling, he might cry to whatever SJW rag about it and who knows it might get published! If I were him I'd create a reddit sockpuppet account and make a thread about the Hayden-shoe slapfight on /r/KotakuInAction just to draw more attention to myself from the GamerGate/anti-SJW crowd.

Hayden isn't really an SJW, he doesn't think like one, most of his "humour" would be considered offensive by SJ standards.

Gen Zed is just his hamfisted, incompetent attempt at riding the SJW bandwagon.

It's actually a good thing for Hayden that his shit show has been widely ignored by Tumblr &co.
If they'd caught wind of it, I don't think he'd have gained a ton of fans. They'd be more likely to tear him a new arsehole over his ~problematic~ un-PC jokes.

I wonder if some of his professional victim tactics -going to the Mary Sue, crying harassment on Twitter- were inspired by Julie. She sounds more like a dyed-in-the-wool Tumblrette, and I bet some of the connections to SJ/tranny-oriented websites are hers rather than Hayden's.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

"Scruffy Dough Elemental" is amazingly accurate and just plain amazing.

 

[JU 199]

 

[女鬼]

Meanwhile, on ED's twitter account...

ETA: Please, screencap/archive tweets instead of embedding them, people.
Hayden might wanna delete evidence of his chimpout.

 

[Adamska]

God the moment I saw Hayden derped into Shoe, was the moment I knew hilarity would happen. Sob in rage more you unfortunate congenital accident.

 

[NegaCWC]

Meanwhile, on ED's twitter account...


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ETA: Please, screencap/archive tweets instead of embedding them, people.
Hayden might wanna delete evidence of his chimpout.

Done:

https://archive.is/UXXrS
https://archive.is/NFkm1

All of the tweets from this month and some from the previous month are archived in these two links.

 

[Lithos]

There is no safe space for Gen Zed anymore.

The Pandora's box has been opened, Hayden.

 

[AnOminous]

He's currently getting relatively numerous tweets from several different accounts. Under current SJW Orthodoxy this is considered a form of harassement (even though this exactly how twitter is meant to be used, the platform encourages strangers to tweet at other strangers) called dogpiling, he might cry to whatever SJW rag about it and who knows it might get published! If I were him I'd create a reddit sockpuppet account and make a thread about the Hayden-shoe slapfight on /r/KotakuInAction just to draw more attention to myself from the GamerGate/anti-SJW crowd.

Perhaps he should go to Heartmob and give them all his personal details that we don't have already.

 

[女鬼]

Here's an archive of tweets mentioning Gen Zed from these past few days.
Shit apparently blew up after that tweet from ED. A lot of people are mentioning them all of a sudden... and as you can guess, it's not exactly in a positive manner.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

These two posts were seriously made.
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The joke at the top doesn't even work. Oh here's two celebrities and a sex thing! Instant classic.

Now if you'll all please make the obvious jokes about Black going straight from trans people to horrific sex acts.

I think he made a joke about Kanye fucking Kim anally because she has a big ass, and apparently if you have a big ass you're more prone to engage in anal sex. Or something. Either that or I can't make any fucking sense of what he's trying to do.

It actually has to do with Kanye's ex tweeting that Kanye likes anal play. I feel dumber from having had to look that up.

Cosplay so they can't recognize you if you go

Yeah go as Meowth!

FUCK

 

[Kitlen]

@BOLDYSPICY!
Oh man, first the wedding drawing, now a cosplay? I feel so loved.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

@BOLDYSPICY!
Oh man, first the wedding drawing, now a cosplay? I feel so loved.

I've been having trouble drawing pufferfish lately so I've been trying to draw other things

There is no safe space for Gen Zed anymore.

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The Pandora's box has been opened, Hayden.

This is beautiful. Drop the fries; salt incoming.

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He's currently getting relatively numerous tweets from several different accounts. Under current SJW Orthodoxy this is considered a form of harassement (even though this exactly how twitter is meant to be used, the platform encourages strangers to tweet at other strangers) called dogpiling, he might cry to whatever SJW rag about it and who knows it might get published! If I were him I'd create a reddit sockpuppet account and make a thread about the Hayden-shoe slapfight on /r/KotakuInAction just to draw more attention to myself from the GamerGate/anti-SJW crowd.

Shit, even Milo's in on it? I just noticed.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Oh wow.