💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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Here's the ~controversial sketch Hayden Black wrote about Justin Bieber and Anne Frank:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=N7BPoXIH6xM

Made it 30 seconds before I cringed the fuck out.

Even the proposed "punchline" wouldn't have helped, because it would just be her getting captured by Nazis, certainly dooming her.

But that's hilarious, because, like, she's a Jew and she gets killed! Ha ha Hayden! Edge supreme!
 
Nahh, Hayden only does that on the Shona account due to being an unfunny exceptional individual. Expect that when he retweets it as a joke because fuck being creative.
Oh shit, you're right, I wasn't paying attention to the account. Wonder how long it'll be before it shows up on Shona's, assuming it is an attempted joke.
 
Wait, didn't Justin Bieber use the same pencil Anne Frank's was using? How did he get it to write in red?
Because some people just don't care. Who has time for logical consistency when you're writing the hands down greatest sketch of all time? Do you think the people who work on other forms of media waste time with things like "details" and "competent story telling" and "actually being funny"? That's not the Hayden Black way.
 
You know, I might sound kinda douchey when I saw this, but I think the sketch should've ended with Anne Frank being taken away. Yes it would be unfunny, but at least then there'd be a punch line. Here, he just sort of slightly annoys her for a bit, and then leaves. Otherwise, there's no point.
 
You know, I might sound kinda douchey when I saw this, but I think the sketch should've ended with Anne Frank being taken away. Yes it would be unfunny, but at least then there'd be a punch line. Here, he just sort of slightly annoys her for a bit, and then leaves. Otherwise, there's no point.

Another more simple change would be to have it be another writer that's bugging Anne Frank. Maybe have it be Hitler or something and it's like Anne Frank criticizing him at like a creative writing class. The cut to him writing Mein Kampf in edgy rage over a Jewish girl schooling him in writing. Everything from juxtoposition to idea to relevence in Hayden Black's joke is shit.
 
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They can't even claim that. Mentioned it before, but now that I know Hayden and Julie are watching...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kHOPvqbu9os
I present "The Midnight Animals", an anime about a bar that animals in the Serengeti go to at night to talk about transgender life and issues. Every single character is either transgender or nonbinary, and every voice actor is either transgender or nonbinary.

"Pew pew" that, you egotical hack scammers.

I don't know Japanese, so I really have no clue what is being said in this anime, but just from looking at it- I can tell it's at least 30x's better than Gen Zed.
 
I wish you were in a horror movie...bad comedy relief characters never make it.

Bang bang.

 
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