HATERS TO THE LEFT

[CatParty]

Maybe he made the "haters to the left" with right pointing arrow to point at our user avatars on the forums.

But I don't think he's that witty. I mean the guy doesn't know left from right.

 

[cypocryphy]

He's total boyfriend material, ladies.

 

[CatParty]

Maybe the pigtails are like the sweatband on his medallions. He wants to have long hair, but his autistic sensory defensiveness won't allow him the have his hair touching the back of his neck for a long period of time. But since he's a weirdo, instead of a ponytail, we get pigtails.

 

[pickleniggo]

Maybe the pigtails are like the sweatband on his medallions. He wants to have long hair, but his autistic sensory defensiveness won't allow him the have his hair touching the back of his neck for a long period of time. But since he's a weirdo, instead of a ponytail, we get pigtails.

That's an interesting theory, but it's probably just a remnant of his tomgirl phase. He should really give himself Sailor Moon odango.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Maybe the pigtails are like the sweatband on his medallions. He wants to have long hair, but his autistic sensory defensiveness won't allow him the have his hair touching the back of his neck for a long period of time. But since he's a weirdo, instead of a ponytail, we get pigtails.

The whole sensory defensiveness thing reminds me of "There's something about Mary" Where Mary's mentally handicapped brother flies into a violent tard-rage if somebody touches his ears.

With the .you'd think if it really bothered him that much, then he just wouldn't wear the damn thing. Only Chris could make something that he absolutely must wear all the time, yet physically hate the sensation of wearing it. I wonder how many weeks of stuh-ress and crashing into slumber he went through before coming up with the sweat band solution.

 

[spaps]

Maybe the pigtails are like the sweatband on his medallions. He wants to have long hair, but his autistic sensory defensiveness won't allow him the have his hair touching the back of his neck for a long period of time. But since he's a weirdo, instead of a ponytail, we get pigtails.

That's an interesting theory, but it's probably just a remnant of his tomgirl phase. He should really give himself Sailor Moon odango.

inb4 Chris posts a picture of himself in a Sailor Moon costume.

 

[Ivan Komarov]

Maybe the pigtails are like the sweatband on his medallions. He wants to have long hair, but his autistic sensory defensiveness won't allow him the have his hair touching the back of his neck for a long period of time. But since he's a weirdo, instead of a ponytail, we get pigtails.

That's an interesting theory, but it's probably just a remnant of his tomgirl phase. He should really give himself Sailor Moon odango.

inb4 Chris posts a picture of himself in a Sailor Moon costume.

OH FUCK NO

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Look how fake his smile is. God, Fatty literally has no idea how to genuinely smile when he's happy.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Look how fake his smile is. God, Fatty literally has no idea how to genuinely smile when he's happy.

Yup, that's his "smug face" Although I have no idea what he's got to be so smug about. It's like when a young child is having their picture taken and they get told to smile.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Look how fake his smile is. God, Fatty literally has no idea how to genuinely smile when he's happy.

Yup. It's easy to see the defeat in his eyes.

 

[Fuzzy Wuzzy]

Look how fake his smile is. God, Fatty literally has no idea how to genuinely smile when he's happy.

That's what happens if he never made any efforts to make any friends at his youth. 6 years ago, he made a video telling people to stay straight and boys should play with MLP dolls to understand girls. 6 years later, he's a tomgirl complete with pigtails and a pink shirt with rainbows on it. I could argue that his choice of toys is what turned him ito a tomgirl but that's just the tiny part of it.

 

[bradsternum]

No, Johnny Depp in Dark Shadows, THIS is the ugliest looking woman I've ever seen.

 

[random_pickle]

11 pages already!?

Damnit why am I always late to the party?!

Any who, what really bothers me about this picture is that Chris is never original, so he got this from somewhere. Thing is, I have no idea where he stole it from.

 

[pickleniggo]

Just leaving this link here, could be the root of "free bitch"/tomgirl?
Lady Gaga and Free Bitch Feminism

 

[bradsternum]

Haters!
Turn left!
Haters!
Turn right!
We are the troll squad and we're coming to town
Beep! Beep!

 

[Scatman]

I wonder if this has something to do with the note to the church.

 

[Ron_Swanson]

This is how it shows up in Facebook. I'd guess the boy has been having trouble with Facebook commentators recently. Which is weird because he only allows his 'friends' to comment in the first place.

 

[Yawning Squirtle]

The face paint is the same color of his comic self's eyes (green and blue).

What could it possibly mean?

 

[cypocryphy]

Look how fake his smile is. God, Fatty literally has no idea how to genuinely smile when he's happy.

Hasn't happiness for him usually been hoarding video games and plastic crap? Even then always wanting more?

 

[Fuzzy Wuzzy]

Look how fake his smile is. God, Fatty literally has no idea how to genuinely smile when he's happy.

Hasn't happiness for him usually been hoarding video games and plastic crap? Even then always wanting more?

No. He's doing that to compensate the lack of happiness, which is living a productive life, to fill in the void he created himself which will never be filled.