HATERS TO THE LEFT

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

... goddammit Chris.

 

[calicojack]

Fairly sure it's this shirt

Great detective work.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

This does bring up some questions though....

1- I try not to pry on what the "inner circle" knows. I'm happy with what we get. But Marvin, what the fuck???? Do you know ANYTHING about this???? I am absolutely baffled.

Blast!

 

[Fialovy]

Yeah, I was going to say that it couldn't be Tiny Toons as I couldn't find a shirt that was anywhere close to what looked like Chris'

 

[sparklemilhouse]

I think someone drew sharks on him with face paint, like at fairs or carnivals they'll have the face painter. It couldn't of been at fridays after five because last nights was canceled.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I think someone drew sharks on him with face paint, like at fairs or carnivals they'll have the face painter. It couldn't of been at fridays after five because last nights was canceled.

So he is now cruising carnivals. That gave me chills.

 

[KatsuKitty]

PLEASE find a way to drop what he's doing here...although to be frank, my guess is that Chris is just boringly taunting da trolls again. Given that he never makes any sense, we read way too much into it.

 

[Hyperion]

Protip: Grown men don't wear smurf t shirts.

 

[murdoc]

what does cwc stand to gain by edging towards jessie slaughter territory

 

[DrChristianTroy]

what does cwc stand to gain by edging towards jessie slaughter territory

Well she got knocked up and Chris always wanted to be a mommy

 

[CWCissey]

My first thought was

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Then it seems Chris is trying to begin his journey into womanhood, after all, he is acting like a pubescent teenage girl that needs a good slap.

But 'I am my own free bitch'? Call me morbid, but I'm thinking Barb either died or is being put in a home, hence Chris' gloating as she finally won't bug him.

 

[Trombonista]

Edit: Oh, and he posted the second pictures and commented them with "They explain themselves."

I can't help but think someone told him to do this. I mean, he's wearing war paint!

 

[CWCissey]

That lump looks like a cyst. Like Chris' acne took over a bit.

As for the 'war paint' it does look like a pickle or even a fish. No idea of the symbolism if it's the latter.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

The mark is from Chris trying to figure out how to operate the BMWs gear shift and eventually losing his temper and trying to rip the shift stick off but ending up locking himself in the car for 6 hours. The signs are his gloating that he finally broke a window open and escaped.

Don't worry. The stick shift is fine.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

That lump looks like a cyst. Like Chris' acne took over a bit.

It looks like the bump I have on my forehead from when I fell down the stairs as a small child. omg....maybe someone kicked Chris in the head.

 

[Trombonista]

Or maybe he slipped on cat poop again.

 

[Hyperion]

Looks like a tan line. Like he got sunburned through an open window playing vidya.

 

[Bob's Fries]

Good fucking lord, how did I miss this thread to the point it has 7 pages now? Also... THOSE PIGTAILS.

Otherwise, we can only see what else he can do.

 

[CWCissey]

Looks like a tan line. Like he got sunburned through an open window playing vidya.

No that thing has depth. It looks like a cyst.

 

[calicojack]

Looks like a tan line. Like he got sunburned through an open window playing vidya.

No that thing has depth. It looks like a cyst.

I wouldn't be surprised if it actually was a cyst. But no one can really tell due to his crappy cellphone camera.