FIGGIN Happy 33rd Birthday Phil

[Ravenor]

Today's Phil's 33rd Birthday.

Happy Birthday Phil.

 

[ES 148]

merry christmas

 

[Cubanodun]

33 years of absolute failure, it has lasted more than several revolutions

 

[John Webster]

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

33 birthday beatings coming soon.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Happy birthday, Phil! Hope you don’t get septicaemia and die before your 34th!

 

[Pop-Tart]

Reminder that Phil is most likely already half way through his life or more. Yet, all he has to show for it is cutting off his dick to spite people online.

He is arguably more pathetic then Chris, but maybe less so then Hirtes.

~Congrats on such an achievement our spud friend!~

 

[PT 404]

Here's to Phil accomplishing even more incredible things in his next 33 years.

 

[Bassomatic]

Dear Phil,
Happy 33rd, a third of a century.

All you have is us to wish it.

Remember that and it was your own doing,
Much love *
Bass.



*at your antics. Not you as a person.

 

[CWCissey]

Just think Phil, since you accused your Dad of sexual assault, and beat up your mum, you won't get anything for your birthday (except maybe a slap from Toren).

How much of a family is ANTIFA being there Spudders?

 

[Syaoran Li]

Thirty-three years, hard to believe it's been that long and as others have said, his only accomplishment has been mutilating himself to spite strangers on the internet.

I kind of feel bad for him, to be honest. Even if he is a stupid asshole.

If I were in Phil's shoes, this would be my reaction to reaching that age.

 

[Corn Sake]

Happy Birthday Brendan Phil

Spoiler

 

[drtoboggan]

Happy birthday, you sped spud.

 

[Coldgrip]

I wonder, will he treat himself to a new tattoo, perhaps a block of expensive cheese, or maybe both?

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Nah.

 

[CWCissey]

I wonder, will he treat himself to a new tattoo, perhaps a block of expensive cheese, or maybe both?

A cursory browse of the farms, a bounce and squeak session, a nice bicycle sit, getting a bottle thrown at his head, then a lovely birthday meal at Jack-In-The-Box.

 

[AnOminous]

Enjoy your birthday with no family, friends, or dick you filthy spud! This is as good as it gets and it's all downhill from here.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Do you think he bought himself something and pretended it was from Xochi?

 

[Positron]

 

[Dattechpriest]

The most cringe inducing rendition of happy birthday to me ever