Half Life thread - Discussions about Valve's FPS magnum opus(es) and any related content (spin offs, expansions and etc)

[Patrick Bait-man]

Any day... just any day now.. Valve will release the thing.... *COUGH*
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Geoff: "And finally, we have a very special game we'd like to present to you. After 18 years, we're proud to reveal to you the next generation of a franchise 27 years in the making: Half-Life Thre-"

 

[The handsome tard]

 

[thhrang]

The Redditors are continuing to watch Gabe's yacht.

 

[The handsome tard]

The Redditors are continuing to watch Gabe's yacht.
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All this neckbeard harassement will end, Gaben, if you give what they want

The heavy upda- I mean, Portal 3- wait, no, uhh, Left 4 Dead 3- damn it...uhhh...The one with the crowbar nerd and face fucking crabs, you know, the thing.

 

[NoReturn]

Not to derail the conversation at hand, nor the one from the last few pages, but what even is Half Life considered these days beyond "FPS"? It's not a "Boomer Shooter" right? And "Immersive Sim" apparently isn't right either.

 

[thhrang]

Not to derail the conversation at hand, nor the one from the last few pages, but what even is Half Life considered these days beyond "FPS"? It's not a "Boomer Shooter" right? And "Immersive Sim" apparently isn't right either.

Well I mean, here's the user Steam tags for HL1 and HL2.

Yeah I don't think it's a boomershooter, those are more for Doomlikes or Quakelikes. Nor is it an immersive sim, tbh the first thing that comes to mind for those types of games is Deus Ex. I suppose 'narrative driven FPS' would be most fitting?

 

[Chunky Salsa]

Well I mean, here's the user Steam tags for HL1 and HL2.
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Yeah I don't think it's a boomershooter, those are more for Doomlikes or Quakelikes. Nor is it an immersive sim, tbh the first thing that comes to mind for those types of games is Deus Ex. I suppose 'narrative driven FPS' would be most fitting?

It's a Half-Like. Like there are Roguelikes.

 

[Coolio55]

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>Licking a fish and trying to throw it at your cousin while they read the Bible
UNDERTALE 2 is here. I think everyone already knows it's out.

 

[Nuclear Operative]

The Redditors are continuing to watch Gabe's yacht.
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Trust the Plan, Black Mesa Patriots. We may be so close, but yet so far.
Gordon will forever defeat the Combine, marry Alyx and will be the one to restore Mankind back to it's glorious, pristine state.

 

[thhrang]

Trust the Plan, Black Mesa Patriots.

This subreddit is amusing me.

e: Oh I missed this post.

 

[Imperial Commandos]

The Redditors are continuing to watch Gabe's yacht.
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>inb4 the crack team of reddit sleeper agents board the yacht in scuba gear and take selfies in the interior. Accomplishing nothing and not confirming any valve titles with the number 3 in them.

 

[Clout $ Monei]

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This subreddit is amusing me.

e: Oh I missed this post.
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There's no way this is unintentional. I can't think of any situation where a ship would need to maneuver like that (especially the full 180 on the spot), AND it's perfectly rotated to make the lambda show upright. At the very least Gaben is aware and fucking with us.

 

[Pumpkin_Spice_Bastard]

Uoooooooooh I'm gonna coom

 

[Creative Username]

3 deniers looking really stupid right now

 

[Star Classic]

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This subreddit is amusing me.

e: Oh I missed this post.
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no way, he has to be fucking with us

STOP GABE

 

[Rembrandt]

It's gonna be modern day Half Life, don't get too excited

 

[Star Classic]

It's gonna be modern day Half Life, don't get too excited

Alyx was good so I trust.

 

[Coolio55]

If there isn't a twerking black woman in a HEV suit when I load it up I'm uninstalling the game.

 

[Blackstar]

Keno Kasino is hosting a watch party in our cytube instance https://cytu.be/r/KiwiKinoKompound
We also have our chat https://kiwifarms.st/chat/keno-kasino.15/

 

[thhrang]

Let's check how Reddit's doing...