🎨 Artcow Half-dude / Ian Knau - Car Fucker

[Pigeon On A Stick]

To be fair, even though the subject matter is concerning, Half-dude puts an incredible amount of worldbuilding into his fetish. I wish I had the audacity to make an entire work of fiction around my sexual interests.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

I can't believe you guys bullied carfucker away before I could ask him how he felt about Syrus Truesdale's -roid card deck of anthropomorphic vehicles from YuGiOh GX.

 

[Computery Guy]

I can't believe you guys bullied carfucker away before I could ask him how he felt about Syrus Truesdale's -roid card deck of anthropomorphic vehicles from YuGiOh GX.

Either he would have sperged for a paragraph or given you a one-sentence response.

Either way, probably not worth it.

 

[skiddlez]

I can't believe you guys bullied carfucker away before I could ask him how he felt about Syrus Truesdale's -roid card deck of anthropomorphic vehicles from YuGiOh GX.

Don't worry, he might come back.

 

[The Fool]

You try dating someone that you never see, hear, touch, or talk to in real time.

Please don't kinkshame me for dating my tulpa, it's hard enough for me.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I'll bring up the point of long distance "relationships" that go on for more than a year without at least one in-person visit: Never expect things to progress and expect to get sick of that person at some point out of either your own stubbornness or their own complacency. Or hey, because the real world sucks for a lot of us you can't get too attached to someone overseas who can't make a decision within the same year of first getting to know you.

 

[skiddlez]

Please don't kinkshame me for dating my tulpa, it's hard enough for me.

If you can't hear, see, or talk to your tulpa, you haven't ventured far enough down the autism hole. Or by this point, the induced schizophrenia hole.

 

[Y2K Baby]

If you can't hear, see, or talk to your tulpa, you haven't ventured far enough down the autism hole. Or by this point, the induced schizophrenia hole.

Get used to jokes here.

 

[The Fool]

If you can't hear, see, or talk to your tulpa, you haven't ventured far enough down the autism hole. Or by this point, the induced schizophrenia hole.

It's hard because I lost interest after I finish fapping, I mean having sex with my girlfriend

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I cucked you with your own Miata game fucking over.

 

[José Mourinho]

Don't worry, he might come back.

You think he’ll come back when he left the site for the exact same reason years ago and when he returned he just met with people chasing him away?

 

[CIA Nigger]

I can't believe you guys bullied carfucker away before I could ask him how he felt about Syrus Truesdale's -roid card deck of anthropomorphic vehicles from YuGiOh GX.

I wanted to ask him his thoughts on Initial D, street racing, drifting, and Eurobeat :V

 

[Feline Darkmage]

@Half-dude is nice and didn't deserve to be bullied away, he wasn't hostile or belligerent. He's like Jenffer but instead of big boobs and catgirls its Car titties and pregnancies.

I wanted to ask him his thoughts on Initial D, street racing, drifting, and Eurobeat :V

Eurobeat is probably the best genre to use if you were filming a car porno.

 

[The Fool]

@Half-dude is nice and didn't deserve to be bullied away, he wasn't hostile or belligerent. He's like Jenffer but instead of big boobs and catgirls its Car titties and pregnancies.

Maybe, but he was still just a little bit confrontational. It's kind of common sense to ignore the people who are directly shit talking him or otherwise just taking the piss, but he still felt he needed to dawn an iron helmet and defend himself. It was kind of... stupid.
He may have been nice, but didn't exactly earn the respect of us. Jenffer did earn our respect, because she can ignore idiots and jokes, and also likes to mock cows with us.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

I never got to ask him if he loves playing Mario Kart.

 

[Computery Guy]

I mean, maybe I was a little catty, but I didn't really like his approach. From the start it just seemed obvious to me he knew we'd pat his ass just to see new content, and the moment any real opposition sprung up he'd just close up shop.

It was fun while it lasted, I guess, but anyone expecting it to be any more permanent than a capricious pervert's fancy probably should've seen this coming.

 

[SpessCaptain]

Just something from Talk To Staff, Half-Dude is still on but complaining that we are using his name as the title, with his thread being the 4th on Google.

He's still here and messaging me and other mods in hopes of getting his name removed

 

[Robotron]

I mean, maybe I was a little catty, but I didn't really like his approach. From the start it just seemed obvious to me he knew we'd pat his ass just to see new content, and the moment any real opposition sprung up he'd just close up shop.

It was fun while it lasted, I guess, but anyone expecting it to be any more permanent than a capricious pervert's fancy probably should've seen this coming.

I just honestly wish we could get one Lolcow that doesn't immediately become extremely defensive whenever insulted and try to claim the moral high ground here.

 

[skiddlez]

Just something from Talk To Staff, Half-Dude is still on but complaining that we are using his name as the title, with his thread being the 4th on Google.

Yeah it's a top 5 result on search engines, damn. Good luck getting any real employment now.

 

[AprilRains]

Yeah it's a top 5 result on search engines, damn. Good luck getting any real employment now.

TBF the #1 hit is his DA profile, and we didn't put his name on that shit.