Halalween 2018

[Gazed too deep]

@Bryan Dunn for the sheer volume of his socks but how easily he outs himself, or @FuckYou for getting assraped in hell.

 

[Y2K Baby]

@Hell0 would pretty funny, I guess.

 

[Supreme Sundae]

@xyrichard was also involved in some absolutely pathetic trolling of Tommy Tooter.

Also Russell Greer. He pretended to be Katy Perry's assistant, and even Katy herself. Complete with an almost-nude selfie and sobbing video when he finds out it's a catfish from @Bamboon McDrool.

Spoiler: Russell <3 Katy Perry

The Katy catfish begins - https://kiwifarms.net/threads/russe...-russellgreer1303.30488/page-587#post-2929272
Catfish - https://kiwifarms.net/threads/russe...-russellgreer1303.30488/page-589#post-2933627
Catfish - https://kiwifarms.net/threads/russe...-russellgreer1303.30488/page-589#post-2933752
Catfish - https://kiwifarms.net/threads/russe...-russellgreer1303.30488/page-600#post-2947490
Catfish - https://kiwifarms.net/threads/russe...-russellgreer1303.30488/page-601#post-2947653
Video of Russell crying over catfish - https://kiwifarms.net/threads/russe...-russellgreer1303.30488/page-602#post-2948425
Russell is over the catfishing - https://kiwifarms.net/threads/russe...-russellgreer1303.30488/page-607#post-2950516

Shout out to @GloriousScarf for putting all of these links, and many others, together.

 

[Asperchewy]

I nominate @BSV for fucking things up so bad, he singlehandedly got an entire forum doxed.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

I nominate @BSV for fucking things up so bad, he singlehandedly got an entire forum doxed.

@BSV dindu nuffin.

 

[billydero]

I second this notion. My other choice is scared sheep because she powerleveled past Ultra Instinct.

I’ll second both ScaredSheep and the Zoosadisim dox fail. ScaredSheep’s attention whoring was insufferable, and her boyfriend was just beyond pathetic for feeling threatened by furry revenge porn; and the ice cream-gate was just excruciating. Never have so few done so much to annoy the fuck out of so many.

 

[GS 281]

Wise and Boyd, hands down.

@NinFreakLan and @Ballzymaker94. Nothing to link to, its all over the CWC forum

 

[AJ 447]

I'll add some more nominees to the list later. The idiots in the zoosadist thread are not getting added until we have some real names and examples though.

 

[ThePurpleProse]

That said my vote is @Ballzymaker94. How do you manage to successfully unite an entire subforum of Autism chronicleers? Victimize a mentally-handicapped man by holding his pretend world hostage and extort him to the tune of thousands of dollars, that's how.

+1 on this, I laughed my ass off both with the derailed antics of @Ballzymaker94 and this sum up gem.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/mystery-womans-story.37371/

Enjoy a whopping 300 page thread of someone LARPing as a literal whore that DSP supposedly hired culminating with them starting to do autistic speeches about being a falcon and taking everyone down, and then getting doxed and exposed as not only fat, but literally have pictures of them with a children's baseball bat put in their vagina. This is not a joke.

@MysteryWoman reasons quoted, I remember catching up with this drama on day 1 outside KF and dismissing it because I was busy with my hobbies, I regret doing so, missed so many lols.

 

[Boss Bass]

Nominating @scared sheep for getting her boyfriend to register here to defend her honor/spitroast a lolcow with her in a series of events that were embarassing even for the cripplingly low standards of AC. Starts roughly here:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/playf...-pollard-furheart20.39135/page-4#post-3195965

We need a lifetime achievement award for people who bring their slapfights into the farms.

 

[DuckSucker]

This faggot got busted for having another even after all that shit that happened with metekor's stream and null's C&D then proceeded to create shitty thread's trying to dox some indian name tonkasaw. I think the account is called BoomerPhil or some shit

Bryan is such a fucking blessing. I wouldnt want to do anything to scare him off or make him feel embarrassed and stop, but Im not sure you can.

BoomerPhil was not the first time he came back. I think he had some other socks, I know for sure one was called like SagatAlwaysWins, and he was white knighting himself in his own thread.

I vote for MysteryWoman.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Wise and Boyd, hands down.

@NinFreakLan and @Ballzymaker94. Nothing to link to, its all over the CWC forum

Those discord logs where they pretended to be anime girls to steal his money and torture pretend hedgehogs made my soul cringe out of my body

 

[Iwasamwillbe]

So this is one of the things we do to keep Kiwi Farms members from taking themselves too seriously...

O.K. I'm game.

I personally nominate:

@FuckYou for failing to get a high score during his school shooting spree and not being able to overcome a couch being put in his way.

@MysteryWoman for her hyperdimensional autism.

@RomeoRose for being an attention whore who threatened an epic, world-spanning lolsuit against every Kiwi Farms member, then pussying out of it when the attention dried up.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Bryan is such a fucking blessing. I wouldnt want to do anything to scare him off or make him feel embarrassed and stop, but Im not sure you can.

BoomerPhil was not the first time he came back. I think he had some other socks, I know for sure one was called like SagatAlwaysWins, and he was white knighting himself in his own thread.

I vote for MysteryWoman.

I almost see it as the exact opposite. I find it hard to nominate Bryan because he would love winning. He's be the type of autist to throw Lolcow of the year in his Twitter bio. He loves attention, even negative, because it is the only kind he can get.

+1 for Mystery Woman, although judging by some of the other nominees I have some entertaining things to catch up on.

 

[wes]

I'll throw one new nomination into the ring. @Lulzy for shitting up the Randy Stair thread with xir autistic and very obvious failtroll sockpuppet RP

• This entire autistic "reveal"
• "Ahahaha, EGS hate me, then Kiwi Farms hates me, even unrelated people are now starting to hate me. Fuck it all."
• "PS, why don't you just make a thread about me already since you guys are SO obsessed with me?"

Otherwise, @Bryan Dunn, for being an unfunny faggot pest.

EDIT: @Heryos for this

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Bryan Dunn, no question.
Null had to serve him a fucking cease and desist to purge his shit off the Farms. Think about that for just a moment.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

Seconding @scared sheep.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

@Sidon's "I HAVE TWO FEATURED THREADS" fleshlight for halalween

I dunno man, that ThreatDestroyer dox was pretty good.

 

[NG 070]

@MysteryWoman, obvs. It was so surreal seeing the whole saga play out, and then it took the hardest turn out of the blue to end all hard turns.

 

[AJ 447]

Y'all know once we have all the nominees in, a poll will be added right? You don't have to make a comment seconding anything.