Halalween 2017

[GS 281]

This award goes to the biggest failed trolling attempts over the past year (since last October). Perfect examples of nominees in past years would be Christopher Coty Smith (aka Pumpkinswirl) who scammed Chris out of $30, @garbageraider for stealing Chris' garbage and demanding asspats for it, @Thetan for pretending to be Chris' friends and telling him he's a loser, the morons who keep making fake facebook pages for ADF, @Weeny Tran for taking down Jace's livestreams for smoking weed, and @Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt for encouraging Chris to mace that gamestop employee.

We have now amassed a list of finalists. Feel free to make the case for who you think should win.


@Space Pirate involving himself with several cows, and having one laugh at him (link)
@PrincessPartyPickles for trying to be John S. Bulla's Waifu (link)
@Lucas Williams for trying to troll @JSGOTI
@A Hot Pizza for sending a pizza to a tard (link)
@Michael J Hirtes for literally stalking chris so he could send him nasty messages on social media (link)
@Allen John Jones III for weening on PK (link)
@Furry Avenger 007 for trying to get KF to PA for him, then trying to delete the thread when attention went to him (link)
@Field Marshal Crappenberg for trolling politifurs on twitter (multiple threads)
@The Dude see @Michael J Hirtes
@Reshiram for "trolling striker by telling him that his dog kicks his ass and that he makes out with his dog (link)

Thanks to @Flowers For Sonichu for the intro
Thanks to @InLivingTuna for helping putthe list together

 

[InLivingTuna]

hirtes is probably going to win this year and thats a shame because I really appreciate dylan walsh trying to false flag only to get completely doxed

 

[Uncle Warren]

Taking nominations for HalalWeen. This award goes to the biggest failed trolling attempts over the past year (since last October). Perfect examples of nominees in past years would be Christopher Coty Smith (aka Pumpkinswirl) who scammed Chris out of $30, @garbageraider for stealing Chris' garbage and demanding asspats for it, @Thetan for pretending to be Chris' friends and telling him he's a loser, the morons who keep making fake facebook pages for ADF, @Weeny Tran for taking down Jace's livestreams for smoking weed, @Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt for encouraging Chris to mace that gamestop employee and @MrCKMongler had cybersex with ADF lol for having cybersex for ADF.

I'll put forth one nomination: @Michael J Hirtes
for incessently tweeting chris multiple times a day for over a year just to harass him with stale memes

Below is a preliminary list, we will pare it down when you have added your own picks. I also invite you to debate if anyone even belongs on this list. I'd say there is room for debate on a couple. Also, someone need not have a thread to be on this list. If someone is a legitimate ween and does not have a thread, still open it up.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dylan-walsh-oldmateorpu-20-year-plan-sayuce-botanon.34390/
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/michael-j-mike-hirtes-mhirtes-aristocrat-slep-totem-sanic.32312/
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/allen...spartanx170-webmaster16-noname360-axis.35266/
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/neil-venegas-mix-master-ketchup-spergmagnet.34562/
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/james-long-grandtheftautism-trill-screamingllama-xerrofoot.35050/
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/roketsune-darosne-christian-crawford-field-marshal-crappenburg.28161/

Thanks to @Flowers For Sonichu for writing this last year so I have something to rip off.
Thanks to @InLivingTuna for assembling the list for me because I'm too lazy to do anything myself.

I always prefer to judge based on what one did rather than what one is/was.

With that in mind I bet on @garbageraider. Fite me.

 

[InLivingTuna]

I always prefer to judge based on what one did rather than what one is/was.

With that in mind I bet on @garbageraider. Fite me.

only people who sperged out this year are elligible, garbageraider is a past example

and you were considered as a nominee so count your blessings that you're not up there

 

[WW 635]

I'd like to nominate @Furry Avenger 007 who wrote his own thread while pretending to be some furry chick in the world's lamest PA attempt:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dylan-walsh-oldmateorpu-20-year-plan-sayuce-botanon.34390

 

[Uncle Warren]

only people who sperged out this year are elligible, garbageraider is a past example

and you were considered as a nominee so count your blessings that you're not up there

That would imply that anything I've done is ween. Nice bait though 2/10 made me reply.

Although damn shame it's only this year, at that point I'd nominate Furry avenger with Cricket.

 

[InLivingTuna]

That would imply that anything I've done is ween. Nice bait though 2/10 made me reply.

sneasel said I have to make a passionate case for you to be nominated so my passionate case is asking everyone to read this and remember that a diaper hermaphrodite furry former /cow/ owner who postures on people over his ability to use Discord typed these words unironically

 

[WW 635]

sneasel said I have to make a passionate case for you to be nominated so my passionate case is asking everyone to read this and remember that a diaper hermaphrodite furry former /cow/ owner who postures on people over his ability to use Discord typed these words unironically

I'd second your nomination but Dylan was just so fucking exceptional...

 

[Uncle Warren]

sneasel said I have to make a passionate case for you to be nominated so my passionate case is asking everyone to read this and remember that a diaper hermaphrodite furry former /cow/ owner who postures on people over his ability to use Discord typed these words unironically

Yea you have fun with that.

 

[WW 635]

@yawning sneasel can I still nominate @Furry Avenger 007 while seconding @InLivingTuna's nomination of @Space Pirate?

 

[TiggerNits]

That Sonic Totem guy or whatever his name was seemed like the worst kind of troll. Same with that kid who trolled an incest rape victim

 

[HG 400]

failed trolling attempts... @Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt for encouraging Chris to mace that gamestop employee

Well I mean... it worked.

 

[HG 400]

Also I nominate @Dynastia @Ride and @Cricket for that time they bungled the Something Awful dox and looked like stupid faggots.

edit ; it was 99.9% @Cricket's fault tho so if only one of us can win it should be her

 

[Uncle Warren]

Also I nominate @Dynastia @Ride and @Cricket for that time they bungled the Something Awful dox and looked like stupid faggots.

edit ; it was 99.9% @Cricket's fault tho so if only one of us can win it should be her

I'll second @Cricket, although what did you do Dyn to fuck up SA dox?

 

[WW 635]

Also I nominate @Dynastia @Ride and @Cricket for that time they bungled the Something Awful dox and looked like stupid faggots.

edit ; it was 99.9% @Cricket's fault tho so if only one of us can win it should be her

Everyone knows I'm nothing but a sidekick and take orders directly from @Dynastia, who is officially responsible for any and all of my actions on this forum.

 

[Super Collie]

My vote goes to @OwO What's This? for her masterful Something Awful copypasta.

 

[HG 400]

I'll second @Cricket, although what did you do Dyn to fuck up SA dox?

I failed to keep a firm enough leash on @Cricket and made the mistake of overestimating her intelligence, charisma, attractiveness, and ability to dox without my constant quality control and guidance, and therefore I have to step up, accept responsibility and learn from my mistakes.

 

[Uncle Warren]

I failed to keep a firm enough leash on @Cricket and made the mistake of overestimating her intelligence, charisma, attractiveness, and ability to dox without my constant quality control and guidance, and therefore I have to step up, accept responsibility and learn from my mistakes.

Well, I guess better "no dox" than fail dox, right @Cricket?

 

[HG 400]

Well, I guess better "no dox" than fail dox, right @Cricket?

Then again, Cricket didn't dox a bunch of furries who knew her real name and where she lived so there's that I guess.

 

[Uncle Warren]

Then again, Cricket didn't dox a bunch of furries who knew her real name and where she lived so there's that I guess.

Yea but successful dox tends to overshadow that. Besides not like I care what a bunch of dog humpers think of me.