Haiku General - Write a haiku or two

[Toji Suzuhara]

Should a man not cope
Should he rather embrace sneed
He does not know

 

[Syzyg]

Should a man not cope
Should he rather embrace sneed
He does not know

A valiant effort
The last is one short of five
Still, keep on trying.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Your mother sucks cocks
Your mother sucks cock in hell
The wind blows better

 

[NotYourAverageNigga]

Sneed and cope
then grab the rope troon
never a woman

 

[NotYourAverageNigga]

i am the dindu
i want gibs dat for free
sheeit nigga

 

[Syzyg]

Sneed and cope
then grab the rope troon
never a woman

Lines of three, five, five
Does not a haiku create
Two lack, two needed

i am the dindu
i want gibs dat for free
sheeit nigga

Now with five, six, four
A thought crosses the river
Is it hard to count?

 

[Heavy Metal Kiki]

This thread exposes
the amount of people who
can't count for prose, lol.

 

[candlejack]

I have never found
Any sort of poetry
To be worth my time

 

[Heavy Metal Kiki]

I have never found
Any sort of poetry
To be worth my time

"Jack be nimble, Jack
be quick, Jack jump over the
candlestick." Think back!

"Candlejack?"
"Don't say Candlejack!"
"Why? Candle

 

[Fabio Socialist]

Idiots abound
Driving all over the place
I want to kill them

 

[Yukako]

Gucci loafered man
Went to purchase feed and seed
Fucked and sucked instead

 

[biggacracka]

The west has fallen
Billions have to perish
I am become Chud

 

[Peristaltic Pump]

But I'm at a point...
I think Ethan Ralph should be
sacrificed to corn

 

[Syzyg]

The west has fallen
Billions have to perish
I am become Chud

Thematic, poignant
Though the middle line lacks one
Stand proud, you are strong

"Jack be nimble, Jack
be quick, Jack jump over the
candlestick." Think back!

"Candlejack?"
"Don't say Candlejack!"
"Why? Candle

The first is correct
The second needs correction
Add two to each line

Unless purposeful
Then I retract my statement
Proceed with haikus

 

[Heavy Metal Kiki]

The first is correct
The second needs correction
Add two to each line

Unless purposeful
Then I retract my statement
Proceed with haikus

Intentioned
Like the Japanese
Very short

[3-5-3
alternative to
the normal^-^]
'Senryu'<A similar poem that doesn't adhere strictly to the 5-7-5 pattern>

Though the middle line lacks one

Bi-lee-uhnz
Pronounced based on place
Billions

 

[Pagan Min]

What? A Haiku thread???
Time for me to present my
shitty poetry!

 

[Syzyg]

i am the dindu
i want gibs dat for free
sheeit nigga

Himothy Royale
Welfare, walmart, waffle house
Last two lines, add one

 

[liam dees]

Michael Jackson is
a great singer, even though
he is still half black.

 

[Pagan Min]

Ode to a Lowcow:
Nicholas Rekeita is
a balding cuck! LOL!

 

[Syzyg]

Ode to a Lowcow:
Nicholas Rekeita is
a balding cuck! LOL!

Cocaine and neglect
A whirlwind, many regrets
No guilt and no shame