Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

[30+GameOvers]

Not alone, in that once you play VC and SA, OG GTA3 seems primitive in comparison

It's not even that VC is newer, SA is newer but I still prefer VC since it's tighter and more fun to play. SA is too big for it's own good and it feels like a mish mash of experimental mechanics more than anything. Los Santos section should have been way longer since that was the most enjoyable part.

 

[Crypt Kicker]

Good to see I have all the discs so I can play them in their original state anytime I want to. Not that you will be able to have one with GTA 6, you will always be at the mercy of R* and have your game changed or ruined at any time. Then again, the nigger cattle who is going to buy this game doesn't care, they do not care about their own rights and will eat whatever is in their trough and like it. Some people in this thread, even, imagine that!

Speaking of which, imagine being stuck with those awful mobile ports or even worse, the "definitive edition" of these games and nothing else. God, that's depressing.

I still have all the originals for my PS2.
I just don't wanna dig it out to play maybe only an hour. I see the GTA IV is on sale for 5.99 on Steam with the the episodes. But I don't know that my computer can run it.

And I'm thinking that by the time Rockstar decides to fuck with GTA VI it'll be far enough into the future where I've already played and therefore will no longer give a shit. It's like stealing something I forgot I even owned. It's still a retarded business decision however.

 

[OJ Simpson]

I just don't wanna dig it out to play maybe only an hour. I see the GTA IV is on sale for 5.99 on Steam with the the episodes. But I don't know that my computer can run it.

I'd get it incase you upgrade or build a new PC in the future if you do want to play it on this platform one day because 1.) it won't get much cheaper, if cheaper at all and 2.) R* has proven they can't be trusted to keep their games on Steam. They removed 2 of the greatest games of all time in VC and SA just to force people into getting the offensively inferior jeetmasters. Imagine maccy d's getting rid of their vanilla milkshake and replacing it with a melted stick of butter in a cup with room temp vanilla extract on it.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

Still playing through San Andreas on PC, and am having fun.

However, I am really dreading that Flight School mission. I heard the flying controls on PC are abysmal, and people have spent hours trying to pass the mission. It was made for controllers primarily, and I don't have one that is compatible, so I am not looking forward to it.

Any tips?

Get a compatible controller. Duh.

 

[StacticShock]

i decided to check preddit for the retardation and noticed posts mentioning how the bugs are lately, like the dialogue sections being broken didn't give off the idea the game has been critically raped to sell jew cards? didn't the yung ancestor text about his vehicle on any approach on casino heist not tip you off?


although it is reddit so anyone that have noticed has probably been permabanned, not to mention the few complaints about civilian cards turning on purpose at you to get you to crash, like my nigger that mine canary is a fucking skeleton already due to import/exports being 10 years old at this point, even that whatever57010 dude did videos on this...

the jannies did let a post about how the game has been redesigned to waste as much as your time possible alive though, this is mostly game design to force you to hire people and to get griefed, still retarded? yup.
although i can't find a post where it mentions how the forced dialogue repetions are a pain in the ass, especially with the darnell/bail bond missions where you need to listen to the bitches to finish their yapping before you can play, this is obviously some jew-hired behaviour psychologist shit and i can hope one day these people get crucified for their greed.

'dit
jeettube recommended me GTA-RP videos because i looked at whatever's video however the viewcount is what drew me in

1.2 MILLION? the worst part is that i can't tell if it's viewbotting or not, RP players are mostly third worlders and third worlds have large populations...

 

[Booby Jones]

I haven't played GTA IV in like 10 years, so I had no idea they auto upgraded it to the complete edition in steam. I've had a mighty need to revisit it lately and was very excited to start it up just now. Rockstar then downloads their gay DRM and tells me to sign in on an email I don't own, since 4 years ago or so I told my friend he could play it on my steam account. There is no option to say "hey this isn't my email let me do something about it", so I'm just straight up fucked if my friend has switched to yet another email which he does constantly. Even if I get this squared away I feel raped and angry that I cannot just open up my fucking game.

 

[TJT]

It's not even that VC is newer, SA is newer but I still prefer VC since it's tighter and more fun to play. SA is too big for it's own good and it feels like a mish mash of experimental mechanics more than anything. Los Santos section should have been way longer since that was the most enjoyable part.

SA was always my favorite. It added a degree of kookiness to the base gameplay loop. Get fat eating KFC or pumped at the gym. Go on weird conspiracy theory missions for Willie Nelson I remember I went through most of the game looking completely retarded with a green bandana on my head and another one over my face. It had some good minigames and excellent humor. VC had better vibes because the 80s was awesome.

Rockstar won't fuck up the main gameplay loop here. The problem will be the other shit. This will certainly make money, lots of it. But will we get shitty pseudo-millennial humor like Mixtape and all of the other oddly specific styles of story telling that is also just not good? Or troon characters and nonsense like that?

I only recently learned of the whole Shark card thing to buy GTA money with real cash. Just so you can buy apartments in GTA V online. God damn I hate the future.