Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

[The Last Stand]

Now that we're talking about GTA 3, Willzyyy just uploaded a reupload of GTA 3 with Xbox visuals.

Willzyy called the Xbox ports of III and VC "remasters." I guess they are since they have updated visuals and higher resolutions from the PS2 port. All the characters look like they're caked in sheen.

 

[Commander X]

 

[The Last Stand]

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That joke is already getting old.

yep didn't get elite because it's a bit of a kick in the dick trying to pilot two thrusters and not make them fall in the water.

Is the Elite challenge completing it with the same crew without dying?

 

[LightDragonman1]

Still playing through San Andreas on PC, and am having fun.

However, I am really dreading that Flight School mission. I heard the flying controls on PC are abysmal, and people have spent hours trying to pass the mission. It was made for controllers primarily, and I don't have one that is compatible, so I am not looking forward to it.

Any tips?

 

[RefugeeFromReality]

GTA Online is the best GTA and I will die on this hill. GTA Online is the only GTA I played (the other's being SA, IV and V) which just throws you into the world and tells you to go wild. I don't want to play as a nigger, a parasitic immigrant or as a whiny faggot who whines about his family between murdering people in cold blood. I want to play as a crime lord that takes over by either becoming a king of thieves or a weapons smuggler or by just being a bank robber. GTA Online, despite all of it's problem actually puts it's open world to good use. If I want a SP experience, I just play Saints Row 2 and 3.

 

[Nameless One]

Happy 4th of July. Time to reveal how UnAmerican Rdr2 is.

 

[Korpon]

GTA Online is the best GTA and I will die on this hill. GTA Online is the only GTA I played (the other's being SA, IV and V) which just throws you into the world and tells you to go wild. I don't want to play as a nigger, a parasitic immigrant or as a whiny faggot who whines about his family between murdering people in cold blood. I want to play as a crime lord that takes over by either becoming a king of thieves or a weapons smuggler or by just being a bank robber. GTA Online, despite all of it's problem actually puts it's open world to good use. If I want a SP experience, I just play Saints Row 2 and 3.

I agree if it involves modded lobbies, money glitches, griefing retards, shitting up RP servers, never grinding any gay bullshit Rockstar wants you to do and never buying a shark card. All done on a copy of the game from a key reseller.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Still playing through San Andreas on PC, and am having fun.

However, I am really dreading that Flight School mission. I heard the flying controls on PC are abysmal, and people have spent hours trying to pass the mission. It was made for controllers primarily, and I don't have one that is compatible, so I am not looking forward to it.

Any tips?

Just get a cheap xbox controller or something, playing gta with keyboard and mouse is retarded

 

[StacticShock]

casino heist is kind of meh, mostly because of the need to juggle between hacking and collecting even with the pause menu thing, it's really confusing to the brain.
at least i don't have issues with the two-man keycard swipe timing as i can tell when both characters should swipe the cards.

 

[RefugeeFromReality]

I agree if it involves modded lobbies, money glitches, griefing retards, shitting up RP servers, never grinding any gay bullshit Rockstar wants you to do and never buying a shark card. All done on a copy of the game from a key reseller.

Getting a mod that increases your win chances at the casino to 99% is an obligation for every player. Don't let grindcucks tell you otherwise.

 

[Psyduck]

Happy 4th of July. Time to reveal how UnAmerican Rdr2 is.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ex10r7R3NcY

Is it really that much of a "reveal"? Almost every single Rockstar game tells the same "Dark side of the American Dream" story. And as much as i love playing both RDR1 and 2, they ooze of that "Can you believe how backwards Merricuh's roots are? Not much has changed since, innit?" stench all over.

 

[Nameless One]

Is it really that much of a "reveal"? Almost every single Rockstar game tells the same "Dark side of the American Dream" story. And as much as i love playing both RDR1 and 2, they ooze of that "Can you believe how backwards Merricuh's roots are? Not much has changed since, innit?" stench all over.

Rdr1 and IV had better commentary.

 

[El Chacal De La Trompeta]

gta has never had good writing and its "commentary" and "satire" are easily the worst parts of the ip- what if instead of an apple we used a banana LOL
rockstar games works when beneath all the shit they have a heart: 3, vice city, san andreas, rdr1 and 2 work better than IV and especially V who is an ugly game all around . bully is in the middle because jimmy is a straight up asshole. in that game i think R started to go downhill with their characters. i dont have much hopes for VI story besides some bonnie and clyde x point break mixmatch if they can manage to do that i will be pleasently surprised.

 

[StacticShock]

>playing story mode
>get GTAO invite
lolwtf.

 

[The Last Stand]

>playing story mode
>get GTAO invite
lolwtf.

Even better:

>start as Franklin
>HE WANTS TO GET PAID
>have $500,000 bonus
>complete first mission
>have $500K in bank amount

Mission passed?

 

[Crypt Kicker]

Just get a cheap xbox controller or something, playing gta with keyboard and mouse is retarded

Do they have the original GTA SA on Steam? Or is it just the remaster?

 

[Sheogorath]

I agree if it involves modded lobbies, money glitches, griefing retards, shitting up RP servers, never grinding any gay bullshit Rockstar wants you to do and never buying a shark card. All done on a copy of the game from a key reseller.

I have like 60 billion from selling a car with cheat engine on online never bought a single shark card and i got the game for free on epic and i had fun time hopping on the game with bros

 

[Most Wanted Banana]

Do they have the original GTA SA on Steam? Or is it just the remaster?

The original GTA 3, VC and SA were removed from Steam. Only the Jeetmasters are available.

 

[30+GameOvers]

The original GTA 3, VC and SA were removed from Steam. Only the Jeetmasters are available.

Good to see I have all the discs so I can play them in their original state anytime I want to. Not that you will be able to have one with GTA 6, you will always be at the mercy of R* and have your game changed or ruined at any time. Then again, the nigger cattle who is going to buy this game doesn't care, they do not care about their own rights and will eat whatever is in their trough and like it. Some people in this thread, even, imagine that!

Speaking of which, imagine being stuck with those awful mobile ports or even worse, the "definitive edition" of these games and nothing else. God, that's depressing.

 

[MirrorNoir]

Speaking of GTA 3, am I the only one who just didn't like it all that much? I played Vice City first so maybe that was a mistake, there were less weapons/less vehicles/less mission variety/smaller map/shitty brown aesthetics compared to neon ect. Not a bad game, but simply not that spectacular after VC in comparison, maybe I should give it another go.

Not alone, in that once you play VC and SA, OG GTA3 seems primitive in comparison