Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

[The Last Stand]

Dawg i can live with a female protagonist, i really can, but why oh why did they have to make her hispanic? So sick of the nasal spanglish voices with "abuela" and "pendejo" thrown out every five breaths

I'm upset they couldn't make her look like THEM.

 

[The handsome tard]

I still cant believe that we legit saw the FBI putting more resources into finding a leaker than actual criminals. Its not like they leaked the whole game or a lot of cutscenes like The Last of Us Part 2, just a small gameplay glimpses. But I guess there is more evidence that the FBI serves the corporate elites, not that anyone actually fucking pays attention to the signs.

Rockstar could have bounced back from this by making the best out of a bad situation but, of course, they didnt because they know they can literally murder a puppy on a livestream, people will still buy their games full price.

Also anyone thinking that GTA 6 will be an improvement over GTA 5 outside of anything except maybe the graphics is delusional.

The only people more delusional are the ones that think GTA 6 still wont sell gangbusters because we live in a godless nihilistic culture that fill the empty hole with consumism.

cue this

Dawg i can live with a female protagonist, i really can, but why oh why did they have to make her hispanic? So sick of the nasal spanglish voices with "abuela" and "pendejo" thrown out every five breaths

A bizarre steriotype that lasts to this day, even among the woke crowds, is the hispanic character ocassionally throwing "spanish" terms, usually when they are upset or emotional.

I legit wish they would stop and realise that hispanic people dont fucking talk like that. You dont gotta remind the audience that they are hispanic. I see even Injustice 2 doing that with Blue Beetle.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

*shrug*

I think it looks fine so far. I dunno, I'm a sucker for Bonnie and Clyde stories I guess. The restaurant robbery didn't show off anything with her that was eye roll worthy, which is a lot when you look at most games these days and they can't go five seconds without making their protagonists (female or otherwise) say or act annoying as fuck.

Unless they completely fuck up the marketing I'll probably play it.

 

[Boss Hawg]

Dawg i can live with a female protagonist, i really can, but why oh why did they have to make her hispanic? So sick of the nasal spanglish voices with "abuela" and "pendejo" thrown out every five breaths

She's hispanic bc from the looks of it its based in Florida (Vice City/Miami area) and have you seen south Florida. Don't get me wrong, I don't really like it either but it is based in reality. Goblina's spout that spanglish shit all the time. Also, I'll probably buy it when it comes out even though I hate Rockstar but they make quality shit, Red Dead 2 is one of my favorite games of all time.

Plus it doesn't look like it'll be utter dogshit like that new Saints Row abomination.

 

[FunPosting101]

Yeah, what little I've seen of the actual game itself hasn't been all that woke as far as I can tell. I'm still a bit wary, but I'm willing to wait to complain about any potential socjus bullshit when we actually have a lot of actual gameplay footage to go over.

So far we just have some articles with rather dubious sources.

 

[The Doom Slayer]

I don't hate what I saw. But to be honest the stuff about being more "culturally sensitive" or whatever bullshit worried me more than the female protagonist. Also I was expecting her to look like your typical twitter landwhale abomination but so far she looks fine (and also has a huge ass).

 

[Cod of War]

Looking at the Strip Club video, R* seems to have embraced "birthing hips."

 

[DeadwastePrime]

at least she thicc

 

[Xenomorphs Are Cute]

I'm not going to lie bros. I have no trust in the game. But the ass is good.

 

[Colon capital V]

Reminder there was a subreddit that was dedicated to jacking it to Lucia's ass before it got buttfucked by T2

 

[DeadwastePrime]

Reminder there was a subreddit that was dedicated to jacking it to Lucia's ass before it got buttfucked by T2
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[Xenomorphs Are Cute]

Reminder there was a subreddit that was dedicated to jacking it to Lucia's ass before it got buttfucked by T2
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Holy Based.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

Ah man, that's some good unreal engine that doesn't looks basic and generic at all.
This will totally not be just another GTA game that isn't even half as good as San Andreas.

 

[Garth]

The initial reveals where it was described as a Bonnie and Clyde type story suggest to me that the two main protags will die at the end of the game. They did it with Arthur. There's no reason they won't here. It's a way for R* to say to the player, "welp, your protagonists are dead. They're story is over. Now check out GTA VI Online!"

I still believe it will be woke. But I believe it will be R*'s brand of fence-firmly-up-their-ass tongue in cheek woke. The leaks only showed superficial interactions and discussions, so they're really not anything to go by.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

The thirsting over the Latina thot on /v/ disgusts me.

 

[AngryItalianAmerican]

Dawg i can live with a female protagonist, i really can, but why oh why did they have to make her hispanic? So sick of the nasal spanglish voices with "abuela" and "pendejo" thrown out every five breaths

In al fairness Luis Lopez from TBOGT and Catalina from III and SA felt like their own characters and their "heritage" was merely incidental.

 

[Activelo]

Here's the 2 part compilation I picked up from Youtube. There's 46 seconds missing from it (the original length of all the videos combined is 53:26), but I'll edit it in if I can find it.

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

Here's the 2 part compilation I picked up from Youtube. There's 46 seconds missing from it (the original length of all the videos combined is 53:26), but I'll edit it in if I can find it.
GTA VI leak (part 1)(360p).mp4
GTA VI leak (part 2)(360p).mp4

Now Null is really going to get fucked lmao.

 

[Activelo]

Now Null is really going to get fucked lmao.

At worst, they're just going to send him a takedown notice ala TLOU2. I'll have no objections to him removing the videos if it's an issue.

 

[The Last Stand]

I know it's pre-alpha, but Vice City doesn't LOOK like Vice City. Vice City from the PS2 era was viable through its time period in the 80s. It looks like poor Florida so far.