Golden Knight - BS to the Max

[koanromic]

I platonically love you.

ALL OF THE HOMO, EXCEPT NONE OF IT

Wow, it's like he didn't even understand that the worst thing you can do in that game is stay in one place. Was he even moving his character or literally just shouting into the mic without touching the controller at all?

Additionally, this is interesting as you mention he blocked you on XBL, I wonder if he still has his XBL account active...

He would pace back and forth. That was it. The only time he fired his gun was at the end. His bitching and screaming still brings me giggles.

 

[Optimus Prime]

He would pace back and forth. That was it. The only time he fired his gun was at the end. His bitching and screaming still brings me giggles.

This guy makes those 12 year olds on CoD multiplayer look mature if he calls you a cheater for doing exactly what you're supposed to do with your given weapon and abilities. Hell, I bet he would have called you a cheater if you hadn't bothered cloaking the second time and just skewered him.

Also, he has not had XBL for at least over a year, now.

Plus, also in that link:

Even better, it will allow me the flexibility to work anywhere in the USA I please, namely to my lover who I have not seen all 2013!

Come 2014, I plan on fixing that, ideally forever!

Absolutely horrifying.

 

[koanromic]

Thats the thing. I wanted to test the waters. I wasn't cloaked the second time I killed him.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Thats the thing. I wanted to test the waters. I wasn't cloaked the second time I killed him.

Had the fucker even played multiplayer in, well, anything before? Checking your six regularly is the second thing all multiplayer pvp games teach people, the first being don't fucking stay in one place even if you're trying to camp.

Oh, wait, sorry, I forgot. This is GK in a RP situation. Letting him be in charge tells him he's now fucking God and to do anything that would make him have to "break character" is "cheating" according to his rules.

But if he was just pacing around and let you literally execute him in the simplest possible way in ANY FPS WHATSOEVER, in the SAME ROOM, what the fuck was he doing? Just barking "ATTACK! ATTACK!" and hoping his team would naturally win by virtue of him being their fucking pussy-ass leader?

 

[koanromic]

Had the fucker even played multiplayer in, well, anything before? Checking your six regularly is the second thing all multiplayer pvp games teach people, the first being don't fucking stay in one place even if you're trying to camp.

Oh, wait, sorry, I forgot. This is GK in a RP situation. Letting him be in charge tells him he's now fucking God and to do anything that would make him have to "break character" is "cheating" according to his rules.

But if he was just pacing around and let you literally execute him in the simplest possible way in ANY FPS WHATSOEVER, in the SAME ROOM, what the fuck was he doing? Just barking "ATTACK! ATTACK!" and hoping his team would naturally win by virtue of him being their fucking pussy-ass leader?

Honestly I don't know what his game plan was. I asked my friends and they said they stopped listening to him halfway through it, and started following the leader ship of someone who ACTUALLY KNEW HOW TO EXECUTE STRATEGIES! Who is one of the few XBLers who still plays on occasion.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Honestly I don't know what his game plan was. I asked my friends and they said they stopped listening to him halfway through it, and started following the leader ship of someone who ACTUALLY KNEW HOW TO EXECUTE STRATEGIES! Who is one of the few XBLers who still plays on occasion.

Oh my god.

GK was Sarge from Red vs. Blue.

Except in Griff's armor because I'm assuming his character was bright day-glo yellow, no?

 

[koanromic]

He was. Except we were playing with teams on. So his entire team was green, while the Covenant were Blue. but I knew it was him, because he was the only player being absolutely useless.

Also why would you insult sarge like that? Sarge is hilarious. GK is just a failure of human life.

 

[Bob's Fries]

Alright Story Time.

Being the dumb roleplaying adult I am, I occasionally like to RP in some games I play. Over the XBAX that usually falls onto Halo. Halo is one of my favorite franchises of all time, mostly thanks to the multiplayer, but thats not important. I posted a few screenshots of some RP stuff I did with friends and he became interested and friended me On XBOX (not He no longer has me because of what I did in this story).

Everything was fine and dandy. Got sixteen players together, myself and GK included, and we started. It was a forge war map with a total of three bases. One huge human base in the Canyon. A base on the island, and a communications array up on the Tippy top of the map. He took command of the human team, as I expected he would, and told my friends to buckle down and deal with it, which they did. For a while at least.

I was the leader of the covenant team. Our job was to protect our base which was the communications array, while also staging Guerrilla Attacks against their base. It was find and dandy, and there were deaths on both sides. After abit of that wasn't working, I decided to employ a different tactic. I had the main brunt of my force attack the base with Wraiths, and Specters to distract him, while me and two others, with sword and invisibility, snuck into the base from the cliff side. The Team was working well together for the most part, with GK sitting in the Human base Command center shouting orders. I told my team mates to kill everyone in the game. Note that this entire game GK hadn't died once. Dying had no consequence, but that little pussy just hid in the command base. I personally saw to it that I got into the base.

Once there, being the dramatic roleplayer I am, Snuck up behind him, And since the game has proximity speech between enemy teams he could hear me say. " Your times up." before shoving my blade through his chest and killing him.

Without even a second thought he began screaming at me that I cheated or that it wasn't fair, I don't remember what. I left after that and just kept it going thinking he would of learned, and posted a guard up behind him in the command room. He didn't. once again we did the sneaky way, and I killed him. He died once again screaming.

I pulled back my forces and we held off his attack force, before returning fire and over taking their base. We made all of them go into the command room, they had lost. All but Jay played along, shouting things about how he was the hero, and how we were just NPCs or something and that we should be dead. He fired at us and killed one of us but ultimately I killed him again. I ended the game with that final kill and he was screaming. Once it was all said and done he rage-quit, then blocked me on XBL.

Was a good day.

Oh man, classic Jay. Jesus, how pathetic. But yeah, thanks for your contribution man. This was a great read. And also, welcome to the forums.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Thanks for your insight OP, this is hilarious. I'm amazed it took all this time to put this arrogant prick in his place. He would be one of those kids who would cry after losing a basketball game if he had any athletic capability.

 

[koanromic]

Oh man, classic Jay. Jesus, how pathetic. But yeah, thanks for your contribution man. This was a great read. And also, welcome to the forums.

No problem! Glad I could give you all a laugh, and thanks for the warm Welcome

Thanks for your insight OP, this is hilarious. I'm amazed it took all this time to put this arrogant prick in his place. He would be one of those kids who would cry after losing a basketball game if he had any athletic capability.

Completely Agree. The fact that I can out strategy him just proves that I am better than him.


I can't tell you guys HOW many times I've had to hear how he was SOOO awesome in chat, only to be destroyed in a single GLORIOUS Victory.



I suppose you could say it was an EPIC defeat.

 

[Vitriol]

This story made my day. Good job!

 

[MisterMuggles]

@koanromic

When you used to know GK, did he tell any stories that were like that Xmas Journal?

 

[Poison_Ivy]

Woke up to see this. This....this is beautiful @koanromic. I was slightly losing hope about new things about Jay and then you popped up! Sounds like you had quite some interesting times with him.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Thanks for your insight OP, this is hilarious. I'm amazed it took all this time to put this arrogant prick in his place. He would be one of those kids who would cry after losing a basketball game if he had any athletic capability.

Remember that biased-as-fuck story he posted about how he totally should have won that marathon/obstacle course race, ultimately didn't because he got distracted or tripped or something else, and then claimed everybody treated him like the winner because it was "obvious" he should have won?

Yeah. I get the distinct impression he would have been doing a OPL Graduation "Those bastards didn't give me all the awards even though I think I deserved them for having done fuck-all!" sob fest.

 

[koanromic]

This story made my day. Good job!

Woke up to see this. This....this is beautiful @koanromic. I was slightly losing hope about new things about Jay and then you popped up! Sounds like you had quite some interesting times with him.

Your welcome~ I'm glad I could make you wonderful people happy. Interesting isn't the word I would use. More like, awful.

@koanromic

When you used to know GK, did he tell any stories that were like that Xmas Journal?

Thank fully no. I think I would of bailed halfway through or stopped caring. Though if I DO recall he would tell "War stories" that no body would listen to, or even care about. Also I'm pretty sure he's still around. His skype is still active, as is his Email.

 

[autism420]

If he is still in fact on the web, can you think of any other user name he might be using?

 

[koanromic]

If he is still in fact on the web, can you think of any other user name he might be using?

Unless that name is KingPowerpuff, Or has the word EPIC in it, I can't really think of anything. Or he could of been a lazy sod and just called himself Goldknight, thinking he's clever.

 

[ASoulMan]

This is some nice stuff right here OP!

BTW out of curiosity, has Jay ever resorted to godmodding whenever things didn't go his way during any of your RPs with him?

 

[Halberd Sonichu]

oh that story put a smile on my face thanks koanromic for sharing it with us. it was such a treat.

 

[Optimus Prime]

This is some nice stuff right here OP!

BTW out of curiosity, has Jay ever resorted to godmodding whenever things didn't go his way during any of your RPs with him?

I don't think they've RP'd since the OP kicked Jay's ass in the most humiliating way possible.

That said, it's almost a given how Jay absolutely must be the invincible good guy of everything that he'll mod the shit out of a game if he can all so he can be the Young Guardian in everything. And then bitch about people cheating otherwise.