Genshin Impact

[Enginig Gaming]

I like straight genshin ships not because I like shipping (cringe) but because I enjoy pissing off both fujoshits/yuritroons who insist on calling every character canonically gay, and because I enjoy seeing incels sperg out about their fictional waifu being stolen by another fictional character. Gacha fans are uniquely pathetic lol

NeuviFuri for the win Lolz XD.

 

[LucasSomething]

I am a fake hardcore player. I should've picked 4 other characters but instead i picked mizuki in the selector. I guess it's only for collection purposes but her personality grown on me after the layla anecdotes. I'll actually level her up and try her to see how bad it gets but until there she'll be a pretty teapot decoration,

 

[Valstrax]

It's so peak...

 

[DenseDeerFather]

NeuviFuri for the win Lolz XD.

You spelled WrioClorinde wrong.

 

[LucasSomething]

You spelled WrioClorinde wrong.

The 7 sinner straight ships of Khaenriah that survived the cataclysm, damned by celestia and cursed with immortality:

-JeanLuc
-ChiLumi
-ScaraMona
-AYaether
-IttoSara
-Alberose
-NeuviFuri

There are also rumours of a straight ship so sinful it had to be erased from history through the irminsul, YAyato, as it's name is so forbidden that saying it out loud will summon the most evil abyssal creatures online.

 

[Clancee]

YAyato

Ugh how dare you. Ayato is very clearly a gay man and Yae clearly is queer-lesbian coded and only OTP is with Raiden. Imagine being so afraid of gay people you hateful bigot homophobe.

Spoiler

I really don't think I have to include this, but just in case...it's a joke. I personally don't give a fuck about couples in media unless it's plot relevant or is confirmed officially. Shipping is gayer than a bag of dicks. I've seen people unironically say these things about Ayato and Yae tho, lawl.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

It looks generic as fuck and it's giving me Etheria Restart vibes.

The animation for the unique characters is pretty fucking cool

It is supposedly dark with Darkest Dungeon vibe, but I'll believe it when I see it. You can make pretty horrific (in a good way) Gacha plot with the characters being disposable clones.

 

[DenseDeerFather]

The animation for the unique characters is pretty fucking cool
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uyInj0YBmdk
It is supposedly dark with Darkest Dungeon vibe, but I'll believe it when I see it. You can make pretty horrific (in a good way) Gacha plot with the characters being disposable clones.

There's wildly inconsistent reporting regarding the story. People say it's Punishing Gray Raven or Limbus but others say it's basically GFL2 harem master love shenanigans.

The 7 sinner straight ships of Khaenriah that survived the cataclysm, damned by celestia and cursed with immortality:

-JeanLuc
-ChiLumi
-ScaraMona
-AYaether
-IttoSara
-Alberose
-NeuviFuri

There are also rumours of a straight ship so sinful it had to be erased from history through the irminsul, YAyato, as it's name is so forbidden that saying it out loud will summon the most evil abyssal creatures online.

Alhaitham/Dehya is also considered a sin because ALHAITHAM IS LITTERALLY RACIST or some shit.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

There's wildly inconsistent reporting regarding the story. People say it's Punishing Gray Raven or Limbus but others say it's basically GFL2 harem master love shenanigans.

Story in Gachas changes wildly over time depending on audience feedback, Limbus first three chapters is wildly different than current day Limbus, which really reduced the darkness of the setting.

 

[DenseDeerFather]

Story in Gachas changes wildly over time depending on audience feedback, Limbus first three chapters is wildly different than current day Limbus, which really reduced the darkness of the setting.

Aw that sucks. Maybe I'm in the minority because I like me some grim settings. But so long as it's good, at least.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Aw that sucks. Maybe I'm in the minority because I like me some grim settings. But so long as it's good, at least.

It's still pretty horrifying, don't get me wrong, the series was way too on the he grimderp side with how the City was built. Some levity and happy endings are greatly appreciated.

 

[Your old Livejournal]

I am a fake hardcore player. I should've picked 4 other characters but instead i picked mizuki in the selector. I guess it's only for collection purposes but her personality grown on me after the layla anecdotes. I'll actually level her up and try her to see how bad it gets but until there she'll be a pretty teapot decoration,

I'll do you one better and admit that I picked her C1 from the selector. I own all the standard banner characters at various cons, but don't really use any at the moment. However, my last lost 50/50 was Mizuki, so I've been messing around with her in overworld and domains and just find her fun. Sure, I could have worked towards C6 Diluc (at C3 he's currently my highest con standard 5 star), but meh, I'll rather have fun with Mizuki. Hovering around with her is fun.

 

[Xolanite]

Are the English VAs still on strike, and is Keith Silverstein still Zhongli?

 

[LucasSomething]

Alhaitham/Dehya is also considered a sin because ALHAITHAM IS LITTERALLY RACIST or some shit.

Literally how. Is it because he thinks he's smarter than others and that's it? And in his mind that is just a logical fact because he IS very smart and not meant to sound like an asshole?

Racist Alhaitham be like "Did you know that despite only being a small percentage of the population, the desert eremites commit 90% of violent crimes?"

Are the English VAs still on strike, and is Keith Silverstein still Zhongli?

The strike is over, some of the most toxic VAs imaginable got fired or quit, some returned and others are unclear. Afaik Zhongli VA never stopped voicing him at any point, he's on the older side and i don't think he gets into any drama.

 

[DenseDeerFather]

Literally how. Is it because he thinks he's smarter than others and that's it?

Yes. They claim he calls the eremites illiterate and because they are AFRICA CODED or some shit, the ship supports exploitation of Africans and imperialism and colonialism and slavery and [insert buzzwords here]

In other words, bullshit

 

[LucasSomething]

The posterboy of potential gacha, Ananta, released a long gameplay trailer in tokyo game show

This is china's cursed hibrid of gta missions, watch dogs hacking and sleeping dogs combat. You'll quickly notice there is no magic shit and that's because... Ananta will not have character gacha!



I don't know what the hell they'll do because it's going to be live service so they'll want to milk as much money in some form.

Oh yeah, we also getting elysia I MEAN Cyrene leaks and like leaked, she will (allegedly) be a "true honkai 3 support" in the sense that she is RACIST and will literally only buff her friends.

 

[DenseDeerFather]

So uh, a gay porn gacha is open for preregistration. Normally, I avoid gooner gacha like the plague but I am just floored by this.

Uh so they got preregistration, but they talk about how they are aiming to release by the end of the year. Actually, they haven't even had a beta yet, apparently??????

Spoiler: Islamic content but not entirely NSFW

So, for the game itself....



Holy fuck, this UI is so bland.

I guess this is the pull screen? That sure as fuck didn't register with me at first.

It's worth noting that they were caught stealing assets from Star Rail twice.

The one clip I found, the screen got taken over by a shirtless blushing fag.

And the characters, hoo boy!


That blonde dude second from the left looks like a bootleg Adelheid Bernstein.

Omg dude on the far right. His face!!

Those are some generic af designs. Half of them feel like rip-offs. And others got some dopey ass faces.

This shit is dead on arrival. Holy fuck, it looks like garbage! This might be my next dumpster fire that I will do upkeep on whenever Rememento or Black Beacon dies.

 

[Dollar Store Sentai]

No burly bear men means no play for me.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

I don't know what the hell they'll do because it's going to be live service so they'll want to milk as much money in some form.

Isn't this what Duet Night Abyss is doing? Banking on cosmetics?

@DenseDeerFather Reminds me of Project Bang Bang, but yours is gayer.

 

[DenseDeerFather]

No burly bear men means no play for me.

Not a speck of facial hair. Let alone body hair. It's a gay ass twink parade. But it's also Korean so...

Appearently they've had a bunch of collab with a bunch of Korean yaoi manwhas. Huh.

Isn't this what Duet Night Abyss is doing? Banking on cosmetics?

@DenseDeerFather Reminds me of Project Bang Bang, but yours is gayer.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=5JmfHVfmFTA

Project Bang Bang also has far better character designs than whatever the fuck is going on here.