General BronyCon Announcement. (video)

[Ray Streip]

 

[PL 001]

Oh Chris....when will you learn? You're just painting a huge target on your back that says "kick the autistic"

 

[Kuchipatchi]

"Treat me badly and.........................."

Ugh! That thousand yard stare! I'll leave you alone if you don't do that!

 

[Easterling]

Why the fuck does he just stare into the camera for an uncomfortably long time towards the end? Was he attempting to project a mental attack through sheer autistic creepiness

 

[sax_banana]

who the fuck displays their transformers in vehicle mode!? if you're gonna do that, then just buy a hotwheels car

 

[Aldora]

God, Chris looks old.

 

[Wake me up]

Chris is choosing to disregard the fact that the entire Brony community has blocked him on Twitter and actively hate him. This is going to be a complete shitshow. I'll be surprised if they let him into the building, for starters.

If they do let him enter, it's gonna be glorious though. I'm making popcorn!

 

[Alex Krycek]

You’re hanging out with people who play with toys for 6 year old girls. I doubt anyone will treat you badly.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

Eh, you know what? I hope he has a good time.

 

[Arctic Fox]

I missed this kinda stuff. Just the purely autistic shit that made Chris funny. The way he talks, the mannerisms.
Something is going to happen during Bronycon. Someone will try to fuck with him.

 

[fenny]

Wow, he's starting to look haggard.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

God, Chris looks old.

Like a moldy food item that's been forgotten in the back of the fridge.

And I love the part where chris says he's more sincere and more good now as if you can just declare it without showing evidence of these traits. Why stop there? He should declare that he's thin, strong, beautiful, and the smartest and richest (wo)man in the world while he's at it?

Security's going to have a hard enough time wrangling chris and keeping up with all his fake troll reports. Its possible he's going to try and get people thrown out for not approving of a 40 year old snorlax-spawn groping them in public.

 

[Bardle-B Jones]

“Approach me badly, and.... (12 seconds of silence)”

Jesus fuck. I shouldn’t have watched this at work. I never had to fight back a laugh so fucking hard.

 

[Shabobus]

He really likes that shirt.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Wyświetl załącznik 867178 who the fuck displays their transformers in vehicle mode!? if you're gonna do that, then just buy a hotwheels car

Faggots who buy Masterpiece Transformers do that because it's a REAL LOICENSED SCALE VEHICLE.

It's a shame that Habsro hasn't revealed the next generation of Ponies yet. They already killed Equestria Girls suddenly last week, which means they already have the successor series accounted for.

There is going to be a shitload of salt for the new series. It's a new reboot which means it could usurp FIM's place in people's hearts and minds.

 

[Space.Muffin]

What is he looking at? He barely looks at the camera and gets distracted a lot in such a short video

 

[ToroidalBoat]

that's a lot of toys there

 

[DarkWestern]

Hahahaha, wow. This is going to be such a shitshow. People have already sent emails and DMs in to the organization warning them of Chris, and yes, this video is basically begging people to come up and fuck with him. I can't wait for the hilarity to ensue!

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Chris is going to run out of money by Saturday.

 

[Marissa Moira]

I see that Chris has Siege Ironhide and Siege Prime as well as a few of the Siege Weaponizers.

It makes me wonder if he backed the $575 Unicron.

mind you it's $575 bucks before tax.