Gender reveal parties - why?

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Pickle Dick

Pickle Dick

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10 Lut 2017
why do they exist?

why are they needed?

is it that hard to simply announce the gender of the newborn and move on?

how do these parties somehow cause major catastrophes and loss of life?

why?
 
Maskull powiedział(a):
They're not needed. Normal people don't participate in this crap. It's attention-seeking yuppie bullshit.
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All to fuel that narcissistic desire for attention, even if it causes death from a pipe bomb explosion or crashing a plane into a trees that creates a wild fire. A simple cake saying "it's a boy" and some streamers posted onto Instagram and Facebook would be enough but that doesn't appeal to the ego.
 
Because it's a good way of making money off of the goyim by them buying another unnecessary pack of party decorations from your local kosher market.
 
I see you've read my copied-pasted news.

Honestly, "We're Pregnant!" parties are more understandable to me, at least. However, I feel that both such event such be spent with one's significant other, on some new life chapter nonsense or whatever.
 
Captain Fitzbattleaxe powiedział(a):
I don’t get the hate gender reveal parties get.
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The parties attract colossal narcissistic retards who cause other people to be uncomfortable at best. At worst there's uncontrollable fires, millions of dollars worth of damage, people being forced to flee their homes, possibly losing their homes and their jobs, and death. Here's a few examples:

- April 2017 retarded border patrol agent shoots a target containing tannerite at gender reveal party, causes a 45,000-acre fire and 8mil in damages
- October 2018 gender reveal autists have party at Applebee's, get pissed when the manager asks them to do the reveal outside and to clean up the confetti
- October 2019 explosion at a gender reveal party, woman dies after being struck by debris
- September 2020 pyrotechnic device at gender reveal party causes fire, and I'm assuming you're up to date with this one. If not, the latest development is that a firefighter was found dead.

It seems like half the time these idiots don't even get charged with anything. The border patrol agent had to pay up like 200k, but that's almost laughable seeing as how the damage was millions of dollars. And to think these explosives are made available to the public for the cost of $99USD. I'm not joking.

I've heard that the woman who started gender reveal parties now wants them to stop. I can't confirm this, but supposedly the woman had the party during a successful pregnancy, one that occurred after multiple miscarriages. She was so excited about finally becoming a mother that that she wanted to surprise everyone with a gender reveal. The reveal was made with a pink cake, not shooting explosives in the middle of dry grass and trees in California where it's been hot as hell with no rain. If what I've heard is true then I understand why she would want to have a party and I think it's great. But when you're on your 10th child and have your pet alligator do the reveal then you're just desperate for validation.
 
Pickle Dick powiedział(a):
It would be "just an excuse to get together with family and friends and have a party" if said parties weren't so unnecessarily extravagant and cause massive damage to nature and humans.
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Yeah, if all these parties didn't have shit that caused damage, no one would really give much of a fuck about it save for those seeing it as something forcing gender onto an fetus or those putting up with narcissist flexing on their parties for some fetus. As for excuses of getting together with friends and families, there's also a bunch of other excuses one could get.

CrippleThreat powiedział(a):
I see you've read my copied-pasted news.

Honestly, "We're Pregnant!" parties are more understandable to me, at least. However, I feel that both such event such be spent with one's significant other, on some new life chapter nonsense or whatever.
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With shit like baby showers, those at least are just enough to tell friends and family to expect a baby on the way and maybe give diapers to the would-be parents as a gift. Meanwhile with a gender reveal party, we get people trying to tell the world "IT'S A BOY" while something goes horribly wrong.

BhertMern powiedział(a):
The parties attract colossal narcissistic retards who cause other people to be uncomfortable at best. At worst there's uncontrollable fires, millions of dollars worth of damage, people being forced to flee their homes, possibly losing their homes and their jobs, and death. Here's a few examples:

- April 2017 retarded border patrol agent shoots a target containing tannerite at gender reveal party, causes a 45,000-acre fire and 8mil in damages
- October 2018 gender reveal autists have party at Applebee's, get pissed when the manager asks them to do the reveal outside and to clean up the confetti
- October 2019 explosion at a gender reveal party, woman dies after being struck by debris
- September 2020 pyrotechnic device at gender reveal party causes fire, and I'm assuming you're up to date with this one. If not, the latest development is that a firefighter was found dead.

It seems like half the time these idiots don't even get charged with anything. The border patrol agent had to pay up like 200k, but that's almost laughable seeing as how the damage was millions of dollars. And to think these explosives are made available to the public for the cost of $99USD. I'm not joking.

I've heard that the woman who started gender reveal parties now wants them to stop. I can't confirm this, but supposedly the woman had the party during a successful pregnancy, one that occurred after multiple miscarriages. She was so excited about finally becoming a mother that that she wanted to surprise everyone with a gender reveal. The reveal was made with a pink cake, not shooting explosives in the middle of dry grass and trees in California where it's been hot as hell with no rain. If what I've heard is true then I understand why she would want to have a party and I think it's great. But when you're on your 10th child and have your pet alligator do the reveal then you're just desperate for validation.
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And with all of these, one can only wonder why these tards can't just stick to putting shit on an instagram and buy some fancy ass cake that'll cost as much as renting a plane and pyrotechnics but nah, gotta blow shit up to say "IT'S A BOY!" One would of thought "why couldn't the rest of these tards be like the autist at Applebee's?" but even that's a shit idea since the autist of that party just had to scream at the manager and throw menus at a waitress because they didn't want to clean the confetti mess they all made.
 
They're just another way for people to get fucking presents.
I don't care if your baby has a dong or a dingle, and neither does anybody else.
 
If we were ever actually blessed with a child, I don't care about the gender, not one bit. Is the baby healthy? That's the only concern. A baby shouldn't be named before they are born, anyway. But then, my family doesn't have baby showers where clothes or cribs or car seats are given as gifts. It's bad luck.
 
It's funny how this kind of shit only happens with these gender reveal parties. You never hear about somebody's birthday party causing an unholy inferno.

Now if somebody wanted to burn down California for my birthday, I wouldn't mind. :tomgirl:
 
An Account powiedział(a):
It's funny how this kind of shit only happens with these gender reveal parties. You never hear about somebody's birthday party causing an unholy inferno.
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You haven't been to enough birthday parties, friend. The "idiot fire" Google search is based in birthday celebrations. So, when is your birthday, and where can we all meet to make your next one better? :heart-full:
 
Gotta do something with those smoke generating machines
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